Figures of speech

If they say 'no', they have just basically 'contracted' with you.

One of the basic elements of a contract is the need for consideration. Where is the consideration in the scenario which you describe.

Consideration is, of course not necessary if the contract is evidenced in a deed and under seal.

Jeremy Clarkson is such a dick, he's still using 'And on that bombshell' which was first coined in the Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge radio series, what in '93-'94?

I blame celebrity TV, scousers, celebrity magazines, scousers, Aussies, scousers, Yanks, scousers, and Blacks

Sorted for you.

they haven't taught basic grammar in schools for years.. ah, the elegance of the quadruple negative..

pajamas, dear chap. That is an example of syntax and not grammar.

One of the basic elements of a contract is the need for consideration. Where is the consideration in the scenario which you describe.

Consideration is, of course not necessary if the contract is evidenced in a deed and under seal.

It should be 'equal' consideration - (rather than just consideration).

But fuck seals, fuck all that 'legal' shit - my contracts are stuck in common law and not 'legal' (maritime) - so all I need to do is keep them on dry land.

(+ hide the body)

The rape and murder of seals is wrong.

What did you do with the fur, I need a new coat.

I hate:

"may I see you bum chocolate, sir"

How do you burn chocolate?

The rape and murder of seals is wrong.

What did you do with the fur, I need a new coat.

Always eat the fur, never leave evidence, basic rule.

Always eat the fur, never leave evidence, basic rule.

Which is why you should leave sea lions alone. Far too much to eat.

I still have half a walrus left over from three years ago.

Coo coo cachoo.

tusk tusk

I hate:

"may I see you bum chocolate, sir"

absolutely, it should be "may I see *your *bum chocolate".

Thanks for the clarification. I've had the matches to my Galaxy bar for half the afternoon.

Chocolate in this case taken as the verb.

Chocolate in this case taken as the verb.

Sure its not a personal pronoun?

Chocolate in this case taken as the verb.

I thought that it was a term of endearment.

knowing tynan it's a racist jibe.

knowing tynan it's a racist jibe.

Yes, by 'Chocolate' I mean Christian, therefor it is racist.

We should get together and start a law firm.

Yes, by 'Chocolate' I mean Christian, therefor it is racist.

in which case there was no need for the comma between "chocolate" and "sir", though for some reason I'm now reading it in a South-East-Asian accent.

Yes, by 'Chocolate' I mean Christian, therefor it is racist.

Vande Velde?

Heh - keming fail.

That is actually a very funny and highly subtle, multi-layered typography joke.

I approve.

"What I'm going to do is....."

yeah it was very good tiswas, I'd have added my congrats sooner but I was backtracking and finding you love saying "close off" and stuff.. ;)