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Part of my hatred for rlj'ing comes from a fucker that hit my back wheel and completely taco'd it, mumbled an apology and then kept on going... it was 15 years ago, but if I were to see that son of a convict again (yes he was an aussie, no I wouldn't call most aussies convicts, this is one of two exceptions) I would d lock him in the face.
He has a goaty and was a bit tubby :-)
[*][*] that last bit may or may not be true
He mumbled an apology.. that's not me.. I would've stolen your front wheel after kicking you in the balls for getting in my way. :)
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aussies convicts
He has a goaty and was a bit tubby :-)
[*]fumcking Hippy! now is your chance D-lock the cretin at wests
I have to admit i am with the OP, to stop at lights is a pretty simple skill and if you're attempting to maintain a zen-like-one-with-bike-brakless-rider, this should be lesson # 1!
I am so glad i don't go near clerkenfixer road, its a mecca of fashioned-fuckwits, stand and watch the lights for 20 mins and you can understand how you get so many spills. jesus will sort them out
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someone ran into you, snaps one of your spoks and rides away. did you get an apology? how about a description of the bike/rider and fully expose the guy
id be pretty pssd off as well. only a spoke but fck, how about the costs, inconvenience, time required to fix the wheel and likelihood of using public transport the next day or two?
He gave me a 'sorry, bro' and either stayed behind me or stopped altogether. By the time I noticed the broken spoke he was nowhere to be seen...
he looked like a nondescript hipster fixieskidder with some white 531 beater (I think...) -
it doesn't sound malicious, just lack of concentration and limited bike handling skills. shit happens. i'd be more concerned about the finding out you have a brother. that shits fucked up. i mean what are the chances a: you got another sibling you never knew about and b, the fucker can't ride a bike too good... crazy london!
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He gave me a 'sorry, bro' and either stayed behind me or stopped altogether. By the time I noticed the broken spoke he was nowhere to be seen...
he looked like a nondescript hipster fixieskidder with some white 531 beater (I think...)No it didn't seem malicious, and tbh it had to happen sooner or later in that part of the city, what with people riding without brakes and foot retention mechanisms while talking on their iphones through red lights...
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I once had a woman in a Mercedes rear-end me on Upper Thames St. I turned round and yelled "what the fuck was that" but I found out it is so difficult to maintain righteous indignation when the perpetrator is so beautiful it makes angels think twice about leaving the house. I should have got her details for "insurance purposes"
This is not the first time this story has been told on here. :)
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brake each other's 'spokes'
Braks for spoks? Now there's a thought for how to make all those brakless fixie-skidders safer.
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YOU BROKE A SPOKE IN MY BACK WHEEL YOU NUMPTY!!!
Are you blind?
Maybe you ride brakeless?
Whatever it is fucking learn how to ride your bike properly FFS!please do us all a favour and HTFU.
EDIT: BTW there is nowt wrong with Manowar.
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If anyone does find a black Knog Frog (front) anywhere between Harringay and Trafalgar sq it's mine. Ta.
I would crush it out of the fact you got such a shite lighting device, preferrably in front of someone who would like it.
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He gave me a 'sorry, bro' and either stayed behind me or stopped altogether. By the time I noticed the broken spoke he was nowhere to be seen...
he looked like a nondescript hipster fixieskidder with some white 531 beater (I think...)Must have been a cream Bob Jackson, loads of those about.......
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The hate i feel for you burns hotter than the fire of a thousand suns.
is it emo time or something. It kinda like hammer time but more depressed.
On a serious note:
Knog Hipster cysts are shit at illuminating you. Get some proper lights, so people with large vehicles which could kill you if they hit you can see you. I personally got alright eyesight and I can't see those knog bollox as a passenger in a car.
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I'm all about the 531.
I'll just buy as many frogs as it takes for them to be seen.I know this is a piss take now.
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A spoke? A fucking spoke!?
Get arrospok - Solves that problem.
But there is a the problem of you looking like a bellend.
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Ha ha.....put knogs on the spok.
They might be fucking useful then .....
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sorry to crash the post but does anyone here like lemons?
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