Are Fixies dangerous? RE: Argh! Help! Parents!

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@ atomcf (dont take this the wrong way) how old is your mum?

@ dov slowly slowly bruv ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, dibs

sorry if i missed something

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@ atomcf (dont take this the wrong way) how old is your mum?

Are you trying to hit on her? She's married ffs!

live and dangerous

I don't mind who hits on her all I'm saying is I'd like to see her cans. In person would be best (I'd suggest 11pm at West beers) but a photo would suffice. K?

Yeah, I mean.... who cares how old she is as long as she gets her knockers out.

Very dangerous, like tigers they are cool but they can bite your finger right off! Keep your distance!

Are you trying to hit on her? She's married ffs!

no not at all, just trying to build a profile so as to get into the mind of the woman before giving best advice on what to do.

*cough i think i convinced him cough *

sorry if i missed something.

the pole is at 57% dangerous, don't show her yet, wait until it's tipped towards safe and the requests for a look at her bangers have subsided

look what she spawned.

You'll be glad that you missed something.

I'm dangerous and I ride fixed. Thats right.

given the number of crashes and other incidents i could not claim its safe, but fuck its fun

so like drugs, unprotected sex or fugu fish

so like drugs, unprotected sex and fugu fish

So you mean like Friday?

Are you trying to hit on her? She's married ffs!

He never said that, could be divorced/not married yet

Fucking lethal, but then I'm all for Darwinism.

He never said that, could be divorced/not married yet

or game for a fcuk fest........

tits or gtfo

deadly

live and dangerous

Which reminds me:
"Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak,
somewhere in this town."

If I were you I'd check out the prison area...

Riding fixed isn't as dangerous as posting shit threads here..

is riding fixed dangerous?

yes, if you're a mug.

riding any bike in london is reasonably dangerous

If you call riding a bike at 900mph that could quite easily bend you over, butt rape you with a chain ring minus lube, and then give you bad aids just for shits and giggles 'dangerous' then yes they are.

But if you like doing that sort of shit then no, they're not.

borrow some money from someone dodgy to get the bike from shop, then use said bike to work as runner for same dodgy people. Say to mummy "It's all your fault I got into this shit, Riding fixed wouldn't have been dangerous but now I have to run drugs so i risk guns/knifes/old bill on every outing"

If you call riding a bike at 900mph that could quite easily bend you over, butt rape you with a chain ring minus lube, and then give you bad aids just for shits and giggles 'dangerous' then yes they are.

But if you like doing that sort of shit then no, they're not.

I had a fight with my fixie last night, the fucker pinned me down with his forks and said lick my rim or else........scared? I was petrified.

hahahahaha