The fixie-vision sticker contest

my other bike is an apollo* / create* / 39.99 full suss mtb*
*delete where nessecary

or

i went to halfords and all i got was this lousy bike

Look At This Fucking Hipster

My bike > Your face

My Arrospok are fiddy dorrah

Do a Skid!

Charlie Says - This bike is fucking shit

Charlie Says - You've got a slack chain

Charlie Says - Do a skid

"This is a single-speed bike without a freewheel; that is, whenever the bike is in motion, the pedals will go around. You cannot coast on a fixed-gear"

That's got a good ring to it.

"Use the fucking search!"

brakless FTW!

"Hello, I am a bicycle"

I think this has what it takes to win this contest and I await my wad of free stickers.

await my wad

Perfect suggestion

Your good work has been previously noted.
http://www.londonfgss.com/post635242-267.html

Thanks!

"Hipster transport union, fixing the future"

I would like one of these:

"Bob Marley's Wailers stole my derailleurs"

and one of these:

"my other ride is your mum"

"edscoble hates this bike"

"I am become deaf, destroyer of words."

:P

BIKE GEEKS PWN COMPUTER GEEKS

Cowboys butts drive me nuts

I see your FTW and I raise it with my ROFL

sometimes I pray for cramp just so I can touch these massive fucking legs

fuck work, it's Monday, and that can only mean one thing.. beer

Before you ask, no! I am not on steroids

What's gayer than a man, sitting on leather and wearing lycra? Absolutely nothing.

Call me *Sir Chris Hoy*

'faux-lympian'

"My other bike was painted by Dov"

This is for transport
Your mum is for fun.

Jim Fixed it for me

"Pukes on cock" No? Too offensive?

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tynan again."

How long have you been sitting on that one for?

It was going to be part of my Autumn collection, but with the poor reception of my range of Summer jokes I thought I would bring a couple of the tighter numbers forward.

Jim Fixed it for me

Win