The fixie-vision sticker contest

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Just like the euro-vision song contest with stickers.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I send out a few free stickers with every order, things like:[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]More Beers Than Gears[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]More Gonads Than gears[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]No Britneys[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]One Less Car[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I Brake For cake[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]If it aint fixed its broken[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Bob Marley’s Wailers smoked my derailleurs [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]and I’m about to get more made up and want your help. Suggest a new sticker, post it up here, I will short list them, and later this week we will have a forum based vote. And the winner gets a wad of stickers with their slogan on it... and everyone else can have some free stickers too.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]So what ya got?[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Cheers... Charlie[/SIZE][/FONT]

What about
"This bike is soooo 2007"

summat like* "it's just a fucking bike"?*

yep... like those.

"Am I a bad rider? Call 0800 im-a-cnut"

"Bad puns are everywhere"

"my other ride is your mum"

"edscoble hates this bike"

"edscoble hates this bike"

Excellent!

This bike is pure slavery

"I am better than you"

"fixie-skidder"

Talk straight - Think in circles

"This machine kills knees"

I Haz Arrospok

"this sticker is shit"

"my stickie is better than your fixie"

The Gear Inch that stole Christmas

"This is a single-speed bike without a freewheel; that is, whenever the bike is in motion, the pedals will go around. You cannot coast on a fixed-gear"

whenever the bike is in motion

Unless you is doing mad skidz.

EDIT: this can go on a little sticker under the bigger sticker.

I'ma stay flashy til I die

Defo want paragraphs 2 and 3 of this post on my bike!

http://www.londonfgss.com/post829632-110.html

"This machine kills knees"

He! I can relate

Call me *Sir Chris Hoy*

Obviously that would be Call me *Lady Victoria Pendleton (unairbrushed and not tarted up)* for the ladies.