Rapha, nice but a bit pricey?

Just seen this.... DO FUCK OFF!!!

Can I interest you in a Rapha team jersey, size XL? Unworn, much unwanted gift.

This comment made me chuckle;

Kingkongsfinger
Posted Fri 16 Mar, 2:12 pm GMT Flag as inappropriate
Who buys this stuff, I will tell thee. (Short answer lossers)(Full answer below)A 16 stone middle management mid life crisis forty somert year old sportive ride who has a full SKY cycling kit, Di2 specced Venge who is utterly biz on a bike.After a weekend of sportive riding at 12.3 mph ave., he then goes to work on the Monday morning and then tells evreryone in the office that he did 80 miles IN ONE DAY over the weekend !!!! And then embelishes the ride so much that all the non cycling office staff will begin to ask him when he will be entering the Tour De France and do you reckon you could do Cav in a sprint or are you legs as big as Sir Chris Hoy's ?In realitly his Venge has flatties on it and the saddle height is lower than his bar height.

I recognise at least 40% of that description in myself.... Depressing times people. Depressing times.

Are you a "losser"?

A right "losser".

Yess. Yess I am.

This comment made me chuckle;

Kingkongsfinger
Posted Fri 16 Mar, 2:12 pm GMT Flag as inappropriate
Who buys this stuff, I will tell thee. (Short answer lossers)(Full answer below)A 16 stone middle management mid life crisis forty somert year old sportive ride who has a full SKY cycling kit, Di2 specced Venge who is utterly biz on a bike.After a weekend of sportive riding at 12.3 mph ave., he then goes to work on the Monday morning and then tells evreryone in the office that he did 80 miles IN ONE DAY over the weekend !!!! And then embelishes the ride so much that all the non cycling office staff will begin to ask him when he will be entering the Tour De France and do you reckon you could do Cav in a sprint or are you legs as big as Sir Chris Hoy's ?In realitly his Venge has flatties on it and the saddle height is lower than his bar height.

Lost me at 'thee'.

I've flagged it as inappropriate

Have they been hand-crafted from commemorative editions of L'Equipe after they were used as chip wrappings?

they come with genuine grease from a chippy in the Italian mountains.

Genuine head grease from Marco Pantani's bandana?

Especially when he's enjoyed a heavy night and has a right Keith on.

Where is the Paul Smith sig that adds another £150 to the price?

They decided against putting "Paul" in the left and "Smith" in the right because of the difference in weight the extra letters would cause to the drive side of the bike.

Really? It's amazing the attention to detail those folks a Rapha put into their products.

any rapha hat deals going? or anyone got a used one (sweat et al) they're willing to part with.
I R not quite broke, but feel the need for a hat, you know, to look liek a bosse

;)

They decided against putting "Paul" in the left and "Smith" in the right because of the difference in weight the extra letters would cause to the drive side of the bike.

Ha repped!!

Those. Are. Fucking. Gash.

Those. Are. Fucking. Cash.

Fixed.

Any shots of the soles? They look interesting.

Any shots of the soles? They look shit.

fixed

Any shits of the soles? They look cack.

Fixed. Again.

Any shots of the soles? They look interesting.

Think braker mean the Paul Smith version.