Rapha, nice but a bit pricey?

Dwarf cats are fucking cool

Dwarf cats are fucking cool

They should be very, very scared of Hippy.

My money is on the damage being caused by some wheelmuncher who just locked his jaw on your jersey and couldn't let go in time when the road kicked up and you dropped him.

That said, you might want to look on eBay--Rapha is so expensive that a small bit of jersey will fetch a good price.

My money is on the damage being caused by hippy who just locked his jaw on your muffin filled jersey and couldn't let go in time when the road kicked up and you dropped him.

Fixed

Coservative_values - you have the most excellent cats, but I fear if you halt feeding whilst you save up for new rapha they may not survive the long famine. They deserve better than that.

I love a good cat thread

I love a good cat thread

Have you not read the OP??? This is a thread about BAD cats!!! Don't let their innocent expressions and pretty faces fool you!!!

Ah, sorry how about this then?

I remember my cat used to wake me up in the night by licking my eyes when she was still but a kitten. Ah lost days. Shes a fat motherfucker now and terrorises anything living that comes in the garden.

When my cat was a tiny kitten, and my wife still lived in shitty student accommodation in Toxteth, he used to climb up the squidgy foamy wallpaper stuff to ceiling height, and then dive onto my face, usually around 4am. The fact that I usually had some LSD in my system added a certain frisson to the experience. I used to peel him off my cheekbones and throw him back at the wall, where he'd stick like velcro. It was a good game.

He's a dead motherfucker now :(

just found this website about norwegian forest cats - http://www.norgeskaukatt.co.uk/main.html

definitely want one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Skat_Kat

bad cat.

YouTube - The Aristocats - Everybody wants to be a Cat - Disney

Claude (Ginger one) and Leon (Gray one) have not been enamouring themselves in my eyes today.

04:30am - woken by cold watery sensation - Leon had knocked 1 pint H2O off shelf over bed onto bed.

06:45am - find hole in pocket of rapha jersey and evidence of biting. I had left a piece of folded paper in there (let me explain). Boys have learnt that I sometimes leave food or food wrappers (muffin cases are HIGHLY prized) in my pockets or bag. These are fair game. Said paper was probably enough to get their curiousity and I had just returned from a BBQ with associated scents. Culprit is unknown at this stage.

I am considering halting feeding until the rapha damage costs are recouped.

EVIL ones

kkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttteeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! :)

did someone freaking cross a rabbit and a cat and a dachshund or something?

kkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttteeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! :)

You impressionable fool. ;)

did someone freaking cross a rabbit and a cat and a dachshund or something?

I'd like to think it involved the use of a hack-saw. And what's it doing on a lead FFS?

I was once working the weekend, and a few of us were eating lunch in one of the meeting rooms, usual 'what are you up to for the rest of the weekend' chat, until one of the guys said he was going to take the cat for a walk - we all laughed in his face, then realised he was serious, there then followed several weeks of hacking into his machine to change his wallpaper for a cat harness picture...he never lived it down.

However this in no way undermines the support I have for the pending Archies Grocat-carrier

I want a toyger!
badly.

and a snake.

snakes are cool, I used to have a Royal Python

I saw a kid walking down Chancery Lane a few weekends back with a ferret on a lead, WTF?

Ferrets, like all animals require exercise to remain healthy. if you let them off the lead you will not see them again.

They'll be down someone's trousers before you know it.

Yes I appreciate that but it was crammed with people and the kid was acting all casual like and as if its an everyday thing and why are you all staring at me? But secretly I love being the centre of attention.

snakes are cool, I used to have a Royal Python

when i was a kid there was a zoo on the way home from school and I used to volunteer on some afternoons at the reptile hut, I got to play mostly with a Pacific Gopher, which ingnited my love of snakes.

But Toygers!
I'd be worried about the fact that they were inbred though, like dogs.
when I'm older I think I'll prob go to Battersea and get me a mutt.
Just like rudy, my dog who's afraid of bicycles.

did someone freaking cross a rabbit and a cat and a dachshund or something?

It's a munchkin cat. Google it.

Freakish.