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pfffft!

SCFTW!

or

i'm the new sauce tsar

the tsartsar sauce

whats been pixelated on the hp?

is it a sign that says 'use only with bacon'?

Oh lord Mustard is EVIL. Tool of the devil it is.

HP is the king of brown sauce

salad cream is a distinct condiment from mayo

it is generally too sharp for anything to stand up against but that works so well with the bone jelly in a pork pie

nelson if you disagree we will have to rename you tsartsar binks

Cheese and Mayo.

salad cream's acidity is best matched with a really good pork pie

There's only one thing that any Englishman needs on his pork pie, mate.
The original and best, made since the reign of King William IV. All you Norfolk turnip growers can kiss my arse, don;t even mention that gloopy shit you call mustard.

WTF it is with Salad Cream. Yes. I know. Bloody foreigner...blah blah blah...but WTF is Salad Cream good for?

Mustard remains EVIL. Sorry Skully.

Oh lord Mustard is EVIL. Tool of the devil it is.

And I'm coming for you next!

I love a good old-fashioned friday derail.

aroogah

we have addressed the appropriate accompaniement for salad cream

it is a very vinegary faux mayonaise with a consistency of brown or red sauce

mustard is amazing, its when it hits your nostrils that it really kicks in, are you afraid of wasabi too?

I dont even know what this was about to start with!

Anyway, I do have to give you lot credit for brown sauce, SC, and English mustard...

But "Ketchup"??? Please! Its called Tomato fuckin Sauce

Ketchup is for seppos.

this stuff is fookin vile

that is perfect with buttered toast

Posh cunt.^

:p

Did someone say Photoshop!? ;)

The brand is precariously close to "Perenium"

Goody, let's get back to hitler.

get some fucking mustard on it.

Sorry Skully, I was busy playing Potatoshoppe