For Sale: Amazing complete bike nexus hub wooden looking touring bike

Spruce it up and it'll sell I reckon.

YEW'll get more wedge if you spruce it up first airus

I think he might have twigged its not going to sell here though...he's probably furked off by now

Yeah, his thread is cactus.

if he aint reading this thread ,id like to see his face when he does

You think he saw this coming?

Anyway, I arbor this bike...

on a positive note, i like the hand painted bits... and the muguard.
It's clearly a work of love and should be treeted as such.

yes he should grain some respect for that, he just chestnut'nt have veneered it

i gnarly bought it myself, but he was put off when i said i willow him the cash "acacia trying to rip me off"

i cant cedar point of this labour of love

I dont know any more tree things :(

youll have to bough out then balki m8

I'm gonna leaf it now, i think i have sapped all my puns....good luck to the OP with the sale of the magic tree/bike/chair/ wardrobe thing

I'm stumped too.

oh well im logging off to go shopping laters

You're 'afern a laff! There are loads of puns leaft. The root of the problem is you just can't see the wood for the trees.

Are we allowed to branch out into flower puns or wood that be going against the grain?

aaaa, you wanna take it off?! more or less. if you do take it off you mite as well have to repaint

Don't worry about the mockery :) no one much cares.

One question though, does the wood effect/mock Tudor vinyl come off easily ?

I have to say, it sounds like you people have way to much time in your hands. however Its good fun to see the tremendous attention that this thread takes.
I am considering selling the parts separate now. the rear wheel will cost the most: £80 pounds complete with gear shifter and long drop brake caliper

"do you think he saw this coming?"
I didn't actually!

I have to say, it sounds like you people have way to much time in your hands. however Its good fun to see the tremendous attention that this thread takes.
I am considering selling the parts separate now. the rear wheel will cost the most: £80 pounds complete with gear shifter and long drop brake caliper

I've got one of these you can borrow for splitting it up :-)

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no offence but the frame looks like its made from broomsticks, personally i dont think thats a good look

I've always wanted to put a hub on a winter bike I have. I'm not too familiar with what brackets/brazeons I'd need, have you got a pic that shows the chainstay/cable/adjuster type stuff, please?

no it's quite plane. but i suppose that's a poplar look this season.