First time buying chips...

Your spelling is getting worse :)

Plenty of bollocks there as well...

She was only the fishmonger's daughter...

She was only the fishmonger's daughter...

But she cod...

But she cod...

And here we go with the puns!

Anyway I like my chips with salt and vinegar and ketchup please.

She was only the fishmonger's daughter...

You are the Tart with a cart and I claim my £5.
In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

She was a fishmonger and sure it was no wonder
For so were her father and mother before
And they both wheeled their barrows through streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

She died of a fever and no one could save her
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone
Now her ghost wheels her barrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!
A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

She was only a cricketer's daughter,
But she could take a full toss in the crease.

There was a young lady called Hardwick
by a cricket ball she was struck
they say it read on her tombstone
Hardwick
Harball
Hardluck

The only thing Wigan is good for is the chips, peas and gravy, lip smacking!. Ask if they deliver?

The only thing Wigan is good for is the chips, peas and gravy, lip smacking!. Ask if they deliver?

I shall pass the message on, although I admit, some of what you say I find shocking.

The only thing Wigan is good for is the chips, peas and gravy, lip smacking!. Ask if they deliver?

Oi concrete numbnuts you're talking shite. Wigan's good for nothing.

Oi concrete numbnuts you're talking shite. Wigan's good for nothing.

He's talking about the place, silly.

Hey,

I'm new to the forum but I think I'm about ready to build my own chips. I have some potatoes that I'm planning on converting, but the brother of my mate's girl told me that some potatoes aren't spaced properly to turn into chips? Any ideas on what to do?

The only thing Wigan is good for is the chips, peas and gravy, lip smacking!

I take it that you are in the habit of going down for the gravy, as some say up here,
Not Kashmir, BTW...

Oi concrete numbnuts you're talking shite. Wigan's good for nothing.

Fresh air, lovely people, sea views, safe neighbourhoods?

He's talking about the place, silly.

Oh really? Roger Moore eyebrow

No, no, no. You've obviously never been up North, EVERY chippy does curry sauce and properly. I'm not talking any specialist sauces - Madras, Dansaks, Pathias etc, etc, none of that....just nice, thick, tasty basic curry. Mmmmmm

can't wait till I move to Glasgow , might even try the good ole battered mars bar.

Hey,

I'm new to the forum but I think I'm about ready to build my own chips. I have some potatoes that I'm planning on converting, but the brother of my mate's girl told me that some potatoes aren't spaced properly to turn into chips? Any ideas on what to do?

just buy OTP

Hey,

I'm new to the forum but I think I'm about ready to build my own chips. I have some potatoes that I'm planning on converting, but the brother of my mate's girl told me that some potatoes aren't spaced properly to turn into chips? Any ideas on what to do?

Get new potatoes that don't have eyes and are a bit inexperienced and stupid. Fool them into thinking that it's OK to go skinny dipping (you won't have to peel them yourself) and deep fry them in boiling hot oil. It'll be a road to Damascus experience for them and they'll be converted.

Crinkle cut WTF? You'd never keep all the road grime out. '09 is all about the wedge.

I love nandos peri-peri chips :)

I love nandos peri-peri chips :)

Nandos is portuguese fakegeners! mutters to self

Actually Nando's is South African ;) It was started in Rosettenville, and called ... Chickenland

I'm sure you all really wanted to know that!

Ha! Sweet potato chips are nommy too

can't wait till I move to Glasgow , might even try the good ole battered mars bar.

Get yourself a Munchy Box

aaaaaaaaaaah, I just had a heart attack looking at that^