First time buying chips...

I've read around on a couple of old threads and settled on a pair of
Cod style fish - £3 including batter
Chips (Large) - £1.80 including salt and vinegar
-£4.80

I'm looking to spend £5 or under, could any point me in the right direction of what chips i should get?

Thanks.

make sure you don't put 'non brewed condiment' on your chips, it's acetic acid left over from the oil refining industry. use proper malt vinegar. the cunts in chip shops try to get away with using the cheaper chemical substitute

I've read around on a couple of old threads and settled on a pair of
Cod style fish - £3 including batter
Chips (Large) - £1.80 including salt and vinegar
-£4.80

I'm looking to spend £5 or under, could any point me in the right direction of what chips i should get?

Thanks.

You've answered your own question there no? :P

Maybe ditch the chip idea and go for a pair of balanced potato cakes instead?

Very hard to find a decent 'chippy' nowadays, everywhere seems to be shitty kebab shops and/or grotty chicken holes run by greasy Albanians

Ollies on Brockwell Park is still very good but Kennedy's has just opened near me, Streatham Hill. Does the works, proper fish(of all varietys) n chips, pies, mushy peas, gravy, pickled onions/eggs. The curry's shite though, Southerners always get the curry sauce wrong, too watery and no flavour :-(

if you get curry sauce from a shit and chips shop what do you expect?
If you want proper curry sauce, get it on a curry in a curry house, I don't get all this curry sauce on chips bollocks and never will!

Honestly, bloody northeners!

if you get curry sauce from a shit and chips shop what do you expect?
If you want proper curry sauce, get it on a curry in a curry house, I don't get all this curry sauce on chips bollocks and never will!

Honestly, bloody northeners!

No, no, no. You've obviously never been up North, EVERY chippy does curry sauce and properly. I'm not talking any specialist sauces - Madras, Dansaks, Pathias etc, etc, none of that....just nice, thick, tasty basic curry. Mmmmmm

£1.80 for a meat pie
£1.30 for small chips

£3.10 total

Good alternative to Fish & Chips and you've got £1.90 change, which you can spend on a NJS chip fork

Neophyte!
You've offended the curry gods you bastard!
If I want curry I want proper curry, none of this generic curry sauce crap!

Southerners always get the curry sauce wrong

Oh yes, you mean the Bengalis, I guess...

I bet chip shops don't do 'scraps' nowadays....

Tynan

Use the search, it is your friend. Why waste your money on new when there's a couple of second hand items for sale in the classified I found using the search term 'cheap as chips'.
You could also try ebay.

No, no, no. You've obviously never been up North, EVERY chippy does curry sauce and properly.

That's more like it.
Kashmir.
Up north.

I bet chip shops don't do 'scraps' nowadays....

In my day it were 'cracklin'

I miss eating northern chips :(

Peas? Gravy?

pukes on [whatever]

Could someone suggest suitable spds to use? I'm thinking either King Edward or Maris Piper.

Bollocks
Crosses legs

Bollocks

Your spelling is getting worse :)

Peas? Gravy?

Chip, cheese and gravy.

Win.