Is this for realz... Pot Belge

Edit. Sorry meant "or a tab of codiene.Joy juice is nicer! See me brains fucked up.I don't even know what HTFU means?.Probably some name calling thing.Anyway who gives a cunts arse what it fucking means could'nt give a lump of shit personally!.

That's nice. Hover over HTFU. Fuck me, it's magic!

I'm not having a very good day today.Just had a run in with 3 blokes in a pick up van.One gets out to have a go,and i'm just coming home for lunch carrying one of those long philips screw drivers in my hand because i've just borrowed it but did'nt have anywhere to put it.Anyway they soon drove off.Think i went a bit over the top!

Haha.. bet they weren't expecting a tooled up cyclist. My multitool doesn't get the same effect.

"Hang on guys, I've just to take this out of its pouch and unfold it"

Saying that, it actually has a knife on it.

Yeah,the annoying thing was they thought it funny to swerve towards me head-on in a back street which meant me having to mount the pavement.i could see them laughing looking out of their rear window.So i made a hand gesture at them.That's when one of them stopped to get out &"act hard".They can dish it out but not take it back.funny that!.I've calmed down now.I originally came on the forum an hour or so ago to chill out a bit!.:o)

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"Hang on guys, I've just to take this out of its pouch and unfold it"quote]

Just what is it you are talking about here Hippy.....ewww gross!

Hope idon't offend anyone who's sensitive on this forum.But this bloke is an offensive fat cunt who looks totally like a fuckwit!.

That's no way to speak about my mother :)

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"Hang on guys, I've just to take this out of its pouch and unfold it"quote]
Just what is it you are talking about here Hippy.....ewww gross!

You KNOW what I'm talking about oooh yeaahhh giggity goo!!

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You can't be surprised at how much hippy knows about this stuff. After all, he practically lives on it. Not to ride bikes, of course, but to post on here. It works wonders for your post count.

You can't be surprised at how much hippy knows about this stuff. After all, he practically lives on it. Not to ride bikes, of course, but to post on here. It works wonders for your post count.

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It only works for fat blokes, though.

Also, has anyone ever ridden while on MDMA? I'm curious to know what it's like; would it actually give a tangible performance boost, or would you just end up overly concerned with the welfare of your fellow riders?

Yes, it was nice but will probably hamper your performance if it's proper mdma. It made my legs go a bit too jelly like and my head was too floaty to properly concentrate on the road, luckily enough it was 4am so it didn't matter too much. Saying that, feeling wind rushing over your skin and the sensation of accelerating down a hill was fucking gorgeous. Riding on mushrooms, now that was one of the most religious experiences of my life :D

Also, how the fuck did people who indulged in this Pot Belge not die? It's pretty much all of the most damaging drugs at once whilst undertaking strenuous exercise. There must have been secret parts along the route where instead of passing bottles of water to the riders, the support team would run out with a lit crack pipe to keep the spirits up.

A cycle of steroids and regular medication ahem, with insulin in a addition to dosing up on GH would yeild better long term gains and leave you less at risk of a sudden and violent heart attack.
Of course if you fuck up with the insulin (I mean really fuck up and dose to high clearning most of the glucose from your bloodstream), then you might send yourself into a coma and die, but the rest of it is absolutely safe according to my doctor, just a small risk of bitch tits, impotence, and monkey jaw.......nothing out of the ordinary for me then ;)

You wouldn't have to over do the insulin by an awful lot.
However if you want some my wife is diabetic.