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Glad we've got that straight.

I wonder how many guys are going to try to do this on purpose in order to impress the ladies?

You might even say that he is turgidly engorged with blood! (amidoingitright?)

what a cock up.

Still, nice to read an article on a cycling incident with no mention of helmets...

I bet he feels at least a bit of a plum.

I bet he's going to go straight out and swap his rigid one for something a bit more spongy and forgiving on unexpected inclines.

Fitness Singles assures me that lateral stiffness and compliant torsion are still good things to aim for when looking for a really enjoyable ride though.

I think you're being a bit hard on him

Has Fitness Singles chipped in on the material discussion yet?

If he wanted to sue anyone over this do you think it would stand up in court?

I'm no legal expert but you'd need a particularly virile and energetic prosecution to hold up such a flaccid argument.

his cock was hard for a long time

wait

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/viagra-pills-stolen-from-mod-29935795.html

6K of Viagra stolen from MOD.

why do the MoD have lots of Viagra?

they don't, it's been nicked. keep up.

Something something stiff sentence.

blah, something, erect penis pun, blah

such thefts are a growing issue...

I can't usually get it over the counter.

they don't, it's been nicked. keep up.

It's back in circulation.

I bet the MoD are feeling deflated...

Some soldiers will no doubt be struggling to stand to attention

Reports say the theft has left the MoD feeling impotent.