Popcorn

Cheers DJ, good to see someone using the popcorn thread properly. All this car hating stuff is getting on my monumental but flabby tits.

oops ignore my last post then

Always steam a big crease down the front of my chinos, you scruffy bastards

central pleats

don't know it, grid reference?

when shouted at 'you don't pay road tax' the guy shouts back 'you don't pay enough fucking road tax, the roads are fucking shit'

Vehicle operators don't even pay enough "road tax" to pay for the DVLA; total cost of running the DVLA exceeds total receipts by about £120M p.a., the shortfall comes out of general taxation, along with the £2.5bn p.a. Highways Agency budget.

^ doesn't trip off the tongue as well though...

Contacted by the Mail last night, Miss Way refused to comment. However a friend said she had been suspended from work at accountants Larking Gowen.
The friend claimed: ‘She stopped, but the other guy didn’t stop. She looked in the mirror and he was gone. It’s absolutely ridiculous. There was nobody marshalling the cyclists and they were going really fast.
‘She is a village girl who knows every pothole on every road round here. She made a stupid remark on Twitter but it’s all got out of hand.’

Mail.

I'm not an expert but maybe the cyclist had "gone" because you'd smashed him into the ditch, dumbass.

There was nobody marshalling the cyclists and they were going really fast.

Newsflash, moron:
They were almost certainly going slower than your idiot friend, and they are traffic, they don't need marshalling.

To be fair, if there was a marshall in the middle of the road she might have killed him and the cyclist would have been fine, all this shit could have forgotten about.

Always steam a big crease down the front of my chinos, you scruffy bastards

euph?

"i saw this total dippy binslag cream a cyclist in her motor and I was so wound up I steamed a massive crease down my chinos..."

You iron your trousers!!!???

Mindfuck thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I hope she boils the kettle, goes and hangs her coat on the door, pours out a cup of tea but no tea difuses c because actually the kettle was unplugged from when she had been ironing her trousers that morning.

speaking from experience are we ?

No, he's been spying on Eightball.

Mail.

I'm not an expert but maybe the cyclist had "gone" because you'd smashed him into the ditch, dumbass.

and she still didn't report it.

the foot down guy seems to have gone a bit premium rush.

http://www.thefootdown.co.uk/2013/05/21/fixed-gear-bikes/

each to their own i suppose.

maybe he got out of bed the wrong side and stepped on a lego brick

I hate it when that happens...

Lego bricks can be so spiteful.

No, he's been spying on Eightball.

leave my pants out of this.......

turns out Emma Way is (was?) training to be a tax advisor

oh, sweet ironicals!

the foot down guy seems to have gone a bit premium rush.

http://www.thefootdown.co.uk/2013/05/21/fixed-gear-bikes/

each to their own i suppose.

Haha! I haven't gone Premium Rush! After I interviewed Bradley Wiggins last year I picked up hundreds of really fucking boring roadie readers that keep bitching and moaning about stuff, I've been trying to shake them off for the last year but the elastic on their navy track bottoms just keeps pinging them back. I'm having to go out of my way to be a real prick in the hope that they'll just piss off.

Ty

Guarantee all you just did was make yourself look like a petulant kid.

so when did you get into fixies ty ?

In fairness, we've been trying to get thefootdown to just piss off for quite some time now...

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