Popcorn

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10069696/Driver-admits-knocking-down-cyclist-on-Twitter.html

He can't race since he appears to be only 13 years old:

Chelsea fan with clear lenses??! Hmmmmmm

Spawn of slain.... the revenge!

His bird looks like she's had miles of helmet too

You might want to rephrase that before Joe arrives...

His Dad looks like a charmer.

#Failedbusinessman

Anyone from Wallington?

No, been through it though....shit'ole

My mum grew up there. She claims it has changed. A lot.

Dear "everyone calling themselves Josh"

your name is Joshua.

thnx

Is that Torygraph article written by our very own sparky?

yes

^ yup

edit: deleted image to save intimate details of swedish courtship

we fed the troll a bit earlier (that josh guy) and his girl friend wished death on forum member swedeee

Epic bants with wints!

classy chick

Just so I'm clear. This thread is now an opportunity to hunt down utter cunts out in the real world and kick off with them instead of one another?

If so, I like it!

His bird looks like she's had miles of helmet too

Oh dear
#noshirtnotalk

in my defence he did want me to be "hit and run" I quote

Update from RoadCC:

Update: We've spoken to Toby Hockley, the rider involved in the collision, to get a bit of background on the incident. He's pretty sure it was him, anyway. "The police said it was me", he told us, and the time and location fit the bill.
"I was riding on a country B-road with a friend, and descending a hill on a blind right hand corner", Toby told us. "I was sticking to the left as the corner was blind. A car came round in the opposite direction going much too quickly to make the corner safely. It missed the rider in front of me but hit me, my right leg caught the front right wing. I was thrown up onto the bonnet, I hit the side of windsrceen and the wing mirror. I bounced back off the car and went through a hedge for about 20 metres. I managed to keep control of the bike; the back brake had locked on but I managed to rejoin the road and stop in the middle of it"
Amazingly Toby made it through the incident with only minor damage to himself and the bike. "I have a sore elbow, a bruised knee, nettle stings from riding through the hedge, but nothing serious", he told us. "The headset of the bike is loose from the collision, one of the levers got knocked round the bars and there's bits of nettle in the chain, but I think the bike is intact."
"Myself and my friend burst out laughing when we finally came to a stop, more out of shock than anything else", he said. "You count your limbs and carry on".

Epic win getting out of that with scrapes and stings.

Yudelete!? Was so good!

Must spread rep for Tom.

Like a boss.

Epic win getting out of that with scrapes and stings.

Carbon bike + bump = ticking time bomb!

Yudelete!? Was so good!

Must spread rep for Tom.

Tis ok, I haz nerg him on your behalf.

*, my right leg caught the front right wing. I was thrown up onto the bonnet, I hit the side of windsrceen and the wing mirror. I bounced back off the car and went through a hedge for about 20 metres. I managed to keep control of the bike; the back brake had locked on but I managed to rejoin the road and stop in the middle of it"*

Unbelievable

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