Popcorn

ouch, that's gotta hurt!

I'd like to just preemptively address any concerns:

I didn't contact her bosses 'for a laugh' or for 'rep'. I was simply genuinely concerned for the wellbeing of whoever fell foul of her attitude on the road. I was not convinced that a police intervention was either likely to happen, or that if it did, it would be effective.

I don't want her to lose her job, I would just like someone she respects to try to correct her attitudes.

Understood, but have rep all the same.

indeed - I don't think anyone would question your motives, I got that straight away - after all, none of us know her personally - she is still young enough to realise she's been a total fuck nugget, hopefully she will amend her behaviour

I bet she didn't hit anyone... Just like that big-noting fuckwit James whatever his name was.

yeah - I bet that too

just bragging rights amongst her peers (who are also reprehensible fuck nuggets no doubt)

I bet she didn't hit anyone... Just like that big-noting fuckwit James whatever his name was.

James Martin? LOL. Good timez....

that day/two days was absolute forum gold!

James Martin? LOL. Good timez....

That's the pellet

James Martin? LOL. Good timez....

Where is that damn topic? LFGSS searching continued to be shit...

^ http://www.lfgss.com/thread29463.html

Ah....2009 - the golden age of the forum...

^ http://www.lfgss.com/thread29463.html

Cheer, best moment are those "I hope..." comment;

I hope his coaster sticks to the bottom of his glass in public

I hope he does a little dribble in his trousers after peeing and just before an important meeting.

I hope he gets an erection at an inopportune moment, and it causes him embarassment.

I hope he burns his tongue and scrapes the roof of his mouth eating a french bread pizza.

I hope he goes downstairs to pick something up, but when he's there he forgets what he wanted, then walks back up and when he's sat down again he remembers what he wanted.

I hope he trots off for a nice relaxing poo with a copy of the Daily Mail to remind himself how witty he is and runs out of loo roll.

I hope he involuntarily cries when plucking a nose-hair.

I hope he goes to the supermarket to buy a packet of eggs without having a look inside and then at home he notices that one of them is cracked open.

I hope he eats a wafer thin mint.

I hope he finds himself increasingly subject to a creeping sense of his own mortality and a slow recognition that the only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless.

I hope next time he gets dressed he puts his bottom button in the second button hole and does them all up before he realises.

I hope that he forgets to wash his hands after chopping some chillies, then goes for a wee and then rubs his eye at the same time.

I hope he falls desperately in love with a girl called Masseratti and after getting her name tattooed on his arm is repeatedly told that he's spelt the car manufacturer name wrong.

I hope he fails to locate a working biro during an important phone call.

I hope his cake does not rise.

Absolute gold.

ouch weren't we scathing back then

james martin's career has gone nowhere since lfgss.com went to work on his sorry arse

boo-yacka-shah

and i hear there are sometimes vacancies at his resteraunts too

plurabelle really went home with her.

we just need to find that cyclist get them to report a hit and run and miss way could end up being ruffed up in the showers by bea smith in cell block h

phwaoooor

BRM.

un-phwaoooor

it does look a bit like richie doesn't it ... mainly the hair bit

I asked her work to let her work from home/come in later, so that she doesn't have to speed/hit and run in future.

info@larking-gowen.co.uk

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Brilliant, just brilliant.

I wonder how many other people have emailed her employer?

How can it be a headshot when there's no boom?

Silencer?

Longbow.