Popcorn

The chicken need to be on the black falcon skidding and puking itself, while the falcon hold a picture of the baby blue fixie to show what colour he want it in.

guess what?

that baby black falcon is sold.

guess what?

that baby black falcon is sold.

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

Dibs

im guessing it was ONO and somone offered him a ton.

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

it can be done;

insert in bath, watch it explode, insert yourself in the bath, then when you shit, you'll shit glitter.

ed why the fuck have you been putting lush balls up your arse?

seriously man, get checked out by a good doctor asap.

you don't even need to put it up your arse, by then the bath is covered in glitter and somehow it find your way up in your arse crack, if you didn't dry yourself properly, you'll look like a walking mirrorball.

ha ha ha epic

makes a note

Are you trying to find a way to make your shit shine?

uh huh.

lovely. I believe you. Tell me, is it still fizzing or has it died down somewhat?
does it hurt when you pee?

I have a friend who works at lush head office. She's very Oxford and gives the gf lots of Lush stuff.
I think their stuff's a bit shit but there you go...

Are you trying to find a way to make your shit shine?

well if you can't polish a turd at least make it glitter

• or try Latvia
  
  
  

** racist.

you don't even need to put it up your arse, by then the bath is covered in glitter and somehow it find your way up in your arse crack, if you didn't dry yourself properly, you'll look like a walking mirrorball.

Talking form personal experience Mr. Ed?

tries to get mental image out of head

I know who bought it;

we were robbed.

i feel like starting a thread in its honour so that we can give it what it desrved but i have been starting threads a bit regular recently. can somebody else start one please

Why is it closed? boo

That thread has now disappeared, I can't find it...

Does that mean VB bought it?

what happened?

am hungry for popcorn, a brief summary would be great

someone posted a armoutexed black conversion + bike build services, bike was built from second hand parts at a price greater than most OTPs. the good forum members gave him some assistance on pricing, marketing, design, style etc etc etc

harmless really... well i say harmless..

oh dear, so someone got a grilling, who was it?

i can't remember, they were pretty new though; 6 posts in or summin

This is so much better than the usual facepalm pics.

i was going to copy the pic of the bike as well,, wish i had :-( sorry all

it was a falcon frame