Popcorn

are you on about wanking and crying concurrently, or wanking and then crying afterwards in a sweaty, soiled pit of pathetic self-loathing?

which you have dipped your crusty semi flaccid rotten carrot of a cock in to.

Amen brother.

Cranking is best when accompanied by a tepid pot noodle.

Poetry

which you have dipped your crusty semi flaccid rotten carrot of a cock in to.

Hallelujah... Where's the cock party at?

shuffles paper on desk

knuckle shuffles paper on desk

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knuckle shuffles under desk

..

cries

Cranks

hahhaha

Disgusting!!!

+1

I beg your pardon...

Her on screen sister is much nicer, and relies on mak up a lot less =P

either/both of them

Youre to young

your crippled =)

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

You can haz rep.

My ankle may be broken but it can do more than you ;-)

your crippled =)

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

You can haz rep.

Neg repped, Grammar!

Lolcat grammar = Epic win

Cheers Andy. These young one have to learn...

I'm getting you this.

Cheers Andy. These young one have to learn...

They don't pluralize "one" in South Africa?

neg rep!

(not really).

Safety first.

Can you add stabilizers?

Its like a invilids party in here!