I promise never to do it again

Im really trying to figure out a way to type that Eddie laugh... it just doesnt work.

This EXACT same thing happened to me this morning!!!

Except while they weren't looking, I stuck a banana in the tailpipe. Then, when they were stuck in the middle of the roundabout, I ordered room service to their car window!

Eventually, we all became friends and went to the strippers. Their names were Rosewood and Taggart, I think.

You must spread some blah blah before repping this dodgy fucker again..

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Sounds like a seal about to be culled

Then, when they were stuck in the middle of the roundabout, I ordered room service to their car window!

classic move....we all know cops like food. i hope you taught them some valuble lessons about how to stick up for themselves and impress there boss.

I don't think this thread has gone the way the OP had hoped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICbb0Z0_Z0

You must spread some blah blah before repping this dodgy fucker again..

Don't. He hasn't promised never to do it again.

You, KnobbyGuzzler, are ridiculous!

You, KnobbyGuzzler, are ridiculous!

And a cad.

Nevermind, eh?

Hmmm...

So, you broke the law, gave an offensive hand gesture when those charged with upholding the law called you on it, were surprised when they reprimanded you for it and then got all knobby about their reprimand.

*COCK*

Wow, the hounds have definitely been unleashed here, haven't they?

Ha, no kidding, Ian.

But! If you're not careful, I'll dig out some of those classified threads again ;)

Wow, the hounds have definitely been unleashed here, haven't they?

Ha, no kidding, Ian.

But! If you're not careful, I'll dig out some of those classified threads again ;)

fuck yeah

I am tempted to give the man some support.. he is out on a limb here

He hasn't got a leg to stand on...

You should have just blown up their patrol car then then just walked away slowly *without looking back.

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thats what you get from being foot loose and fancy free

An 'armless prank that got out of control?

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Dov?!

he doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

The OP's gotta take this one on the nose and shoulder more responsibility in future...