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• #52
I fucking hate cats.
Oh dear. and it was all going so well.
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• #53
Not so much them, just their poo which always seems to cover my back garden. Can't let junior play out until daddy has removed it.
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• #54
So, for example, were I to start shitting in your garden you'd think less well of me? Very fickle, some people.
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• #55
Cats come into my house when I leave the door open. If you want food get a fucking job. Bums.
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• #56
So, for example, were I to start shitting in your garden you'd think less well of me? Very fickle, some people.
I'm sure I could bottle it, and sell it on for a profit. So next time you find youself (lost on a rock) in my garden please feel free. Alternatively ring the bell and you can poo directly into the jars in the recycling box.
They'll fetch a higher price without bits of grass.
I fucking hate cats.