Which is better?

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  • I fucking hate cats.

  • I fucking hate cats.

    Oh dear. and it was all going so well.

  • Not so much them, just their poo which always seems to cover my back garden. Can't let junior play out until daddy has removed it.

  • So, for example, were I to start shitting in your garden you'd think less well of me? Very fickle, some people.

  • Cats come into my house when I leave the door open. If you want food get a fucking job. Bums.

  • So, for example, were I to start shitting in your garden you'd think less well of me? Very fickle, some people.

    I'm sure I could bottle it, and sell it on for a profit. So next time you find youself (lost on a rock) in my garden please feel free. Alternatively ring the bell and you can poo directly into the jars in the recycling box.
    They'll fetch a higher price without bits of grass.

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