Dickheads selling wank

I like the "rustic" finish, maybe the rust is free?

BTW that big cock pic makes me think it'd be a good name (pseudonym) for here, and a damn good pic for an avatar too, someone has to take it up!

bike destroyer,go on you know you want it,i like the cable/cable tie combo quality!!!!

Bike Destroyer, just druid!

Punning and cock-jokes aside, I think the OP ought to be heard on this, though ... What a nob-cheese this seller is. I am finding it increasingly annoying when people say 'project' as in this case "I need the funds to fund a project" which I think we're meant to assume actually means "bike". This forum's pretty bad for that actually, people are always banging on (in the 'current projects' thread, obviously) about a 'new project' they're building. Its a fucking BIKE for fuck's sake, just say you are building a new bike. PLEASE? It makes us already-obsessive on-the-spectrum mid-life-crisis boys look even more really fucking lame, eerrr neeerr look at my new *pro*ject, its a *pro*ject I really love, I love riding this *pro*ject fnaa fnaa. [/meaningless rant]

how about a forum raid? We could all 'watch' the item so the seller thinks there's loads of interest. And we could do the old stupid question routine, I dunno, what about "how many spokes go into the hubs and is it the same number as go into the rims?" or some other puerile crap. Or how about "The bike is black - is it made from carbon?" then if he/she says erm "the braek levers are" we can bid him up to one meeelion dorra cos they aint...

Punning and cock-jokes aside, I think the OP ought to be heard on this, though ... What a nob-cheese this seller is. I am finding it increasingly annoying when people say 'project' as in this case "I need the funds to fund a project" which I think we're meant to assume actually means "bike". This forum's pretty bad for that actually, people are always banging on (in the 'current projects' thread, obviously) about a 'new project' they're building. Its a fucking BIKE for fuck's sake, just say you are building a new bike. PLEASE? It makes us already-obsessive on-the-spectrum mid-life-crisis boys look even more really fucking lame, eerrr neeerr look at my new *pro*ject, its a *pro*ject I really love, I love riding this *pro*ject fnaa fnaa. [/meaningless rant]

how about a forum raid? We could all 'watch' the item so the seller thinks there's loads of interest. And we could do the old stupid question routine, I dunno, what about "how many spokes go into the hubs and is it the same number as go into the rims?" or some other puerile crap. Or how about "The bike is black - is it made from carbon?" then if he/she says erm "the braek levers are" we can bid him up to one meeelion dorra cos they aint...

This rant looks like a bit of a project, Skully. I look forward to seeing it when it's finished!

hes just trying to get some money out of a bad situation, and yet he still gets targets by u fixed gear bike snobs...

"hes" just trying to get some money out of a bad situation, and yet "he" still gets targets by u fixed gear bike snobs...

Fixed1.

I like this euphemism, getting money out of a bad situation - Oh, I've been ripped off! Only one thing for it, I'll try to fuck over someone else.

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I need to go to the bog to work on a 'project'.

Skully is right about 'projects' though. it's just pushbikes. maybe 'Current Projects' should be renamed 'Unfinished Pushbikes'?

Projects should be volcanoes made out of papier machet.

Paper mashay.

Paper Machete.

Thats a Tower Block.

Actually I think it's a scheme

or some kind of vertical city of the future or something

Project(s):

Bike:

New build:

All ist klar?

Those images posted by Seeds and Fox are pretty amazing (not the spoke dude)

Whip:

Ride:

I thought about actually using a nice bike pic, but that would have required effort.

Just for you though Balki.

Those images posted by Seeds and Fox are pretty amazing (not the spoke dude)

stable:

Bike shed:

So, how much is this wank then? Only a friend of mine might be interested in one.