What colour hub shall I get to go with my playing card rims?

If your feeling flush
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This thread is starting to slip

I casino option but to choose black hubs.

I whist you pillocks would shut up...

I casino option but to choose black hubs.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Now back to the puns...

Yep... lets see who is the king of puns!

I think they're jack

I whist you pillocks would shut up...

bastard

Why? There's a croupier trying to help him out

One white hub with red spokes, one red hub with white spokes, all with black nipples.

I think all these colour would suit

BTW you lot are royally taking the piss now.

@ Dovoneil's black nipples - Racist.

It's your bike (not mine) make a f'ing decision.

Jack it it in, Tim was right to call a spade a spade.
The OP can not say anything baccarat.

bastard

Well, I don't like to brag but I knowz my shiz...

no ones got the vegas idea

OP can't be serious can he? What a Joker.

What's a vagas?

I'd put you in Solitaire confinement for that choice of rims.

OP can't be serious can he? What a Joker.

Yep.. he's an absolute fish.

Stick with the black spokes but chuck in a white hub for a twist.

Henry, you're joing the game late.

he must be young, the over 21's can usually make up their own decisions

its time to raise the stakes

And not the time to poker fun...