What colour hub shall I get to go with my playing card rims?

red

white

racist

gesundheit ;)

bitte sehr

I think he has come on here just to brag.

^ha ha, love that shizz^

I think he has come on here just to brag.

Pot, kettle, black

Pot, kettle, black

Green

Red, blue, yellow, blue, green. That's twister.

skidmark brown

Someone must have shouted

DO A SKID!

I really wish i hadn't just seen that. Jeezus.

Holiday snaps?

Red might be a little flush but black could be straight. You could buy one bike with white, one with black and another with red but you would need plenty of room to store them or you could have a full house.

I do hope it hasn't taken you four hours to come up with that Clive... That would be very poor... Very poor indeed... ;p

I think you should have bought the sperm one. Cos you could use chat up lines like:
"its ok there are more sperm on my bike than in my balls."

Or 'hey do you like jizz?'

Damn, I missed out on a whole thread of punnery again!

I fold.

Those rims look shite!

Those rims look shite!

Sigh
Plus ca change...

were hv u bin platini we need you're hlp

France.
I'm not helping you until you stop typing teenage text-style.
There, that's you told.
innit lol

erm... It's "lolz"

Heads back to France