What colour hub shall I get to go with my playing card rims?

Hi,

I've just ordered these rims:

I have black spokes, but I'm unsure what colour hub to get... Black seems a bit boring, white the same.

I think gold might look quite good... The forks are black and the frame's grey...

Tell me!

Red would be ace!

black. If you're gonna get a rim that in yer face, it doesn't need any garnish

For some reason I hadn't thought of red... Could be nice.

I know black would work but there's so many choices I just don't know what to pick!

Hi,

Tell me!

I could tell you, but the answer would not be safe for work.
It's your bike (not mine) make a f'ing decision.

Is it too late to return them?

ah come on lads, he's laid his cards on the table

Yeah, have a heart!

Did you get a good deal on the rims?

Surely you can deal with this yourself

Bah! villa-ru!

Yeeessss!

:)

Trumped!

Diamond telling me where you got them?

(hmmm poor)

Give him a hand lads

Seriously tho', guys... We need to do a little bridge building and help this guy out...

Is it too late to return them?

Ye, I've already spade for them.

Trumped!

haha... yeah, my post was a flop

Let him in to the club

he could be a diamond geezer
even though he might not need a spade to dig himself a hole

Diamond telling me where you got them?

(hmmm poor)

Yep, need to hit the comedy clubs.

Ye, I've already spade for them.

snap

he could be a diamond geezer
even though he might not need a spade to dig himself a hole

Ha ha that's barrel scrapingly crap.

Black and white spokes with red hubs... Now back to the puns...