For Sale: A Bike

propa readers wives

I make her my wiiife.

Dear mr Hoops

Does you bike love cock?

no ponchos here.
the blue/green graf on the wall is also for sale. it used to be a cock & balls, but has somewhat weathered in the past months.
i think i saw Murtle doing it, but i can't be sure.
it looked like him, but with a different wig to the one he normally wears.

Dear mr Hoops

Does you bike love cock?

of course.
why wouldn't it?

i can assure you that this bike has never been ridden under water though.

I have this for sale.
Oxford spec.
nearly new.
Slight water, bacon, smash, and other stains.

Is roasted swan included in the 'other stains' category? ;p

Does it barspin with a 38C?

I hate fuckers who ask this but if you split it then I'd kill for the wheels.

Cheers.

^ I hate you, fucker.

yeeees them ugly forks ... *hypnosis_stare: take em off and sell them to me immediately! ;)
PMed

I'm also interested in the wheels if you're splitting...

woo hoo! 3000 posts.

now i've got that out of my system.....

if i split i will prob keep the wheels.. unless the right offer comes along of course.

if you wan't any bits, PM me what you want with an offer, then i'll decide weather or not to split it.
cheers.

^ I hate you, fucker.

:'(

I have always wanted a piece of the Berlin Wall dibs when you get it,by the way i want the west part
Dr Johnson's house in Holborn has a brick from
the Great Wall of China proudly on display. The plaque on the case has some sort of inscription from the gentlemen who "recovered" the item. No blue paint, though. Interested?

I'll give you £5. You can keep the stickers.

£200?

£4?

Ok. £2.

don't sell it,

Rent it out!!!

=)

you could easily make the money on it, and keep it,

double bonus!

funky forks mr hoops

£200?

so yea *serious_look but you want the steel forks installed, don't you?!!

nah, i prefer the stickered forks. still, i'd only put the wheel+chainset on my bike and flog on the frame anyway

price update.

is this still available?

yep, i think i'm gonna put it on ebay tonight though.