DAO4 NXM - Cnut of the day

What in the blue fuck were you thinking of trying to kill me you fucking Dalek?

If it isn't enough that you literally move into the bus lane from stationary just to get up to that junction near Clapham North tube right on the side of your car causing me to hit your car with my hand to regain balance (but of course the keys round my waist tapped your unique-as-bugger silver paintjob, you have to sped up, and then try to crammed me between the high kerb and your middle-class-pretender Vauxhall causing me to smash your left mirror and bend my stem, burn my arm on your rear tyres yet, scratching your lovely wheel against the kerbs yet didn't says a word as if you're a fucking Dalek, luckily a lovely blonde female cyclist took a photo of your uneducated rear-end that'd shame the like of Anne Leibovitz.

I hope you have no insurance you fucker.

p.s. anyone got an 100mm Cinelli 26.4 stem lying around? my rusty Titan stem is a bit fucked.

Cunt!

Shit hope you're ok, sounds like a mo-fo.

Heal up.

rate my rant .com needs to hear about this bad boy though.

"What in the blue fuck" = genius, probably one the best phrases I've heard this year!

Are you coming to the track day?

my now only drop bar is a 26.4 clamp size, so I have no other stem to use that bar for track day.

despite the spinning tyres, and after spending a bit of time washing away the remanding rubber off my arm, it appear to be fine, just some mere carpet burn as far as I can see.

I'm sure someone will have a stem you can borrow, if not I've got a 26mm you can borrow for the day

I have a couple of stems lying around, not sure of size, quill or ahead?

quill cinelli 26.4 clamp size at 100mm please.

Dont have cinelli but I will look.

Glad you're ok Ed.

Just saw what date the track day is on...Im in Dublin...
But the stem anyway:

You could follow this up with a V888 form from the DMV. It allows you to get a motorist's details if there's an insurance matter that needs following up without requiring the cops.

I thought there's a simple search that find the detail online for you, V888 it is, ta.

Well if you want it after this weekend a very free price can be arranged.

Shit Ed, WAC!

I'd say he was Scouse, Pole, Black, Welsh or a Gypsy

Shit Ed, WAC!

I'd say he was Scouse, Pole, Black, Welsh or a Gypsy

he's brunette, got a goatee, overweight, white, and driving a silver Vauxhall, I doubt you could get anymore English than that.

he's brunette, got a goatee, overweight, white, and driving a silver Vauxhall, I doubt you could get anymore English than that.

didn't know you drove, hippy?

Cunt

:P

wac. glad you're ok ed.

www.societyofcunts.co.uk - sign the cunt up!!

Ed - don't waste your time chasing the driver, nothing good will come of it.

I've got a black ITM stem you can have though. Collect bloomsbury / hatton garden.

I've already report him to the police, also I want to find out if he's insured or not, if the latter, then the police are likely to chase him up.

he's permed, got a goatee, overweight, white and driving someone else's silver Vauxhall, I doubt you could get any more scouse than that.

RA.

I have a Cinelli stem you can have. Old school Cinelli, right? 115mm though. Can take it to work in Gunnersbury tomorrow or you can get it in SheBu in the evening.

Don't let the eejits grind you down.

what a cunt.

might I volunteer cunt of the day #2 - GU05 WZG

• who pulls alongside me and crams me into the gutter as we're approaching traffic. I pull ahead and position myself in the middle of the road and turn around to politely enquire what the fecking hell he's doing, and am delighted to discover that he's holding a mobile to his ear. after some further polite suggestions that he may want to consider putting the phone down, he accelerates towards me and promptly crushes my back wheel - shredding my tyre and sending me over the handle bars.
  
  

which was nice.

after getting to my feet (and a bit more of that polite enquiry) the lovable rogue signals that he will pull over to the side of the road, watches me drag my broken bike to the side of the street, then drives off. With me running after him trying to get my heap of shit phone to boot into camera mode quick enough to take a photo.

fortunately I got his number, and a the nice guy who runs the hairdresser over the road agreed to be a witness...

what a pair of absolute cocksuckers - glad you're both ok.