What happens during a service?

Posted on Thu 21st, May 2009

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• #26

BRM

Are you into leather and rope bondage? If so, yes, nice to see you.

o-oh
• #27

BRM

lorica and rope bondagr, i'd say
• #28

rive_gauche

bondagr, bondagr..?

like a bound badger?

..oooooffff
• #29

BRM

damn my tubby digits.
• #30

dicki

they take your wheels of, remove the high quality bearing you got with your new DA hub and replace them with some cheap arsed taiwanese bearings made of plastercine
ditto headset and bottom bracket
• #31

Oliver Schick

Condor offered me a free service in the next 8 weeks so I'm wondering what actually happens during a service.

Why do you want to be serviced?
• #32

reculver

during a service you get to be groom/best man and shag the bridesmaids if your lucky afterwards ;-)
• #33

ehren_fried_chicken

Poor sod.
• #34

El_Diablo

a service is what you get if you went to the red light district in Amsderdam and paid your money to a "really nice" young lady who stands in a window. I'm told there's an exchange of fluids, and you get drained, but come out with a smile on your face.

I think taking your bike to a shop with other "really nice" bikes in the window does the same for your bike when it gets a service.

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