The public seem to be learning

I tried to buy a chocolate bar today only for the retailer to point out to me that what I had given him was "not a pound coin', which, on inspection, I confirmed it was not: it was a forgery. He then, unexpectedly, paid me a compliment.

Was it a snickers?

Was it a snickers?

It was rather backhanded.

shame, i'd have settled for a bounty.. dark

a pedestrian shouted "Nice skills".

In her book Watching the English Kate Fox suggests that irony and sarcasm are the dominant part of English humour.

In her book Watching the English Kate Fox suggests that irony and sarcasm are the dominant part of English humour.

And she's a really, really great writer.

Today I stopped at the correct point at a pedestrian crossing, to wait for the green man to come on. As the lights changed and a bus came to a halt, the bus driver and all the passengers got off and each one hugged me warmly for adhering to the green cross code.

And she's a really, really great writer.

Agreed.

Today shopping/skidding trackstanded some important traffic lights, like trooping the colour, you know, ceremony no function, brilliant, write my own reviews.

In her book Watching the English Kate Fox suggests that irony and sarcasm are the dominant part of English humour.

Don't you just hate double irony?

Double irony is iony, shirley? Although I am bivalent about that.

And don't call me Surely.

sod the lot of you

i shall revert to normal service whingeing about other road users

Thank goodness. Do let us know if someone honks at you. :)

LOL Cats FTWs

i popped to the shops last Wednesday and as i returned to my car i found someone had left me a compliment; "parking fine", that was nice

i love this. Not really a compliment, more like he was checking off a list.

Wheels, yes
Doors, yes,
Parking, fine.

Did he have a notebook?
I parked so well the other day someone took a photo , i'll put it next the ones i got sent of me driving real fast, (like when you come off a roller coaster).

i have one of those, top down arm out the window giving it the Thelma.. its pride of place, very nice of them to capture that moment

LOL Cats FTWs

made my day!

Made my 2007.

^ha

LOL Cats FTWs

this cat has pazzaz.

Beautiful poetry.. Some might say you have mad skills

Hmmm, 'sighed quietly' and 'placed carefully'...

It's heavyhandedly overwritten.

Perhaps you're right.. Take away the 'quietly' and it's an improvement for me.

I enjoy it more than I should because of what's it's getting at..

It's heavyhandedly overwritten.

As is that sentence.

I hate to sound like a lazy student but:

I think that was the point..

I think Bobby Dids is a midget, if you catch my drift...

is he "friends" with hippy?