Foxtons Biitch

For the 3rd time in as many weeks, the same frucking biitch has cut me up!
Gave chase today, but she went into an underground car park. Driving one of the Foxtons minis, everytime she has cut me up as she goes onto Leonard Street. She is a bloody menace, if I catch her, I will not be liable for my actions. Bet she works for the Shoreditch branch, thing is, if I call, they won't do anything, wanted to get her number, but as she hid, didn't manage it?

Be aware, she is oblivious to cylists.

foxtons minis must be the most obnoxious vehicles on the road.

2004 FTW!

Send the nearest branch a stinking email, with the reg number (if you have it). Wait for the groveling reply from her boss. VeeVee did it the last time she was cut up by an estate agent.

I preferred the punk version Hippy!! ha ha

^^
That was the reason for giving chase, but as she disappeared I couldn't get the plate?
One day i will get her, and she will face the full force of my wrath.

she was probably using a mobile whilst driving.

better to get evidence of that and report to the filth, not that they'll do much, but a visit/letter from them will shit the agents up more than the boss writing an insincere note and laughing about it afterwards.

or march into the nearest estate agents (it doesn't have to be foxtons) dressed as a Samurai. recite something from the bible (old testament is best for this) loudly, then drop your trousers (armour) and defecate on the desk. Don't worry if you can't manage anything, a number one will also work. Then torch the place.

They all park in a car park next door to where I work on Paul Street. Could try waiting for her there one morning and the old D-Lock through the window. They are the scum of the road. In fact they are just scum full stop

Alternatively, call the most likely branch, demand to speak to the manager, have a good long rant about their dangerous driving and if at any point they sound like hanging up just say, with utmost indignation, that you'll be dropping by to take your house off of their books and if they even think about charging you, you'll be reporting them to the police.

One pissed of manager and kicking all round for the staff.

She parked in an NCP off Tabernacle Street, was gonna give merry hell to the manager, but then again, she might be the manager? I thought maybe she should be super glued to a bike and forced to ride up the left of all big wagons.

How do you know it's the same woman if you are unable to provide a registration, or description......???

Probably what they will ask you.

make loads of appointments to view property and don't turn up.... Or get clefty to WAC sticker the car

Well, as she managed to cut me up and only missed me because I turned into the road to avoid flying over the bonnet, I got a good look at her dark bobbed haircut, on all 3 occasions. You're right, I have not concrete proof, but I don't ride with a camera strapped to my head to record all the cocks that are on the road.

You learn to focus on number plates after a time. I repeat them over and over until I can throw them in the phone and then add them to my database of death when I get home.

got enough crap in my head Hippy, without adding more numbers... ha ha

And you think I don't?

I got a good look at her dark bobbed haircut, on all 3 occasions.

That was tynan.

You should have followed her underground and had it out with her. She may just need a telling off.

I tried, was stopped by the attendant. Should have waited, but hard to get to work.
Anyway, if folks are on that road about 8ish, look out at that junction.

You learn to focus on number plates after a time. I repeat them over and over until I can throw them in the phone and then add them to my database of death when I get home.

Yep, I have found that I can remember a number plate by looking at it once. If I keep repeating it to myself. But to remember it long term, I need to write it down

Yep, I have found that I can remember a number plate by looking at it once. If I keep repeating it to myself. But to remember it long term, I need to write it down

I stop, then email it to myself, when I get home it's in my inbox reminding me to do something about it.

Have lost count of amount of times I have seen foxtontwats cut up cyclist as they turn into the Tabernacle NCP. Just this morning a high speed lady commutenger was nearly squished.

www.wehatefoxtons.com

How do you know it was the same women? Was she wearing a different shade of spray on tan ?

Send the nearest branch a stinking email, with the reg number (if you have it). Wait for the groveling reply from her boss. VeeVee did it the last time she was cut up by an estate agent.

~edit~ it was you and another cyclist who got cut up. I was behind you guys and in shock :)
Tomiskinky, yes contact Foxtons in writing and tell them that you are thinking of reporting it to the police.

2004 FTW!

he he

2010 WAC Mini