What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Electrocution would make you dead. Death Fail.

Slight shock or maybe a electric kiss then?

1) slid down pole, discovered hook on pole

oooh mama

2) i also went to see U2 once

3) underage, very drunk, uninsured, without licence, drove friends car... couldnt find the acceleraator... drove using left hand on steering wheel and right hand on the pedal... couldnt find reverse either, left car in the road, but did manage to get the donuts we were after

argue on internet forums ... but I never learn.

argue on internet forums ... but I never learn.

Yes you do.

1. put a cat in a microwave when i was 12. (i didn't turn it on, just wanted to see if it would fit)
   
2. got caught shoplifting porn.
   
3. made a joke about the mafia whilst trying to check in at Moscow Airport.
   
4. fell asleep on a beach in Doha without any sun lotion on.
   
5. crossed the Swaziland/South africa Border witha shopping bag full of weed. twice.
   
6. tried to race Hippy.
   

While up in the alps for NYE ages 18 or so, me and a girl I liked dared each other to drink a shot of the burner fuel from the fondue set we had just used to fondue a load of beef.

After the initial burning sensation all seemed well until ten minutes later walking to a bar, I vomited what seemed to be my stomach lining into the clean white snow in the centre of town.

It honestly looked like someone had been disemboweled there.

Bad times.

2) i also went to see U2 once

That is easily the stupidest thing in this entire thread.

I got a bear drunk and fucked it.

I got a bear drunk and fucked him.

Each to their own.

While up in the alps for NYE ages 18 or so, me and a girl I liked dared each other to drink a shot of the burner fuel from the fondue set we had just used to fondue a load of beef.

After the initial burning sensation all seemed well until ten minutes later walking to a bar, I vomited what seemed to be my stomach lining into the clean white snow in the centre of town.

It honestly looked like someone had been disemboweled there.

Bad times.

thats fucked up Jol !

8 years old, tried climbing a cliff,no ropes, no nothing, on my own, daytime.
3/4 up, got to a hard bit, tried it, slipped... no memory....till ... i ... wake up.
Its now dusk, i'm on my back, in between big boulders. Must have been unconcious a while.
Try to get up, my arse is hurting, i try with my hand to see why, my arm hurts like fuck too. Oh my god whas happened! At this point i cant remember how i got there!
My head hurts too, see what's up by touching it with my hand thats not hurting, blood congealed, like jelly stuck to my hand. Oh Fuck!
walk home, alive.
stupid thing was climbing with nothing but myself.

broke my arm, severely bruised arse pelvic region, and many many stitches later i was ok.

JOL mate, that's horrible. note to self: don't drink petrochemicals.

2) i also went to see U2 once

you sick fuck!

That is easily the stupidest thing in this entire thread.

Great minds man ;)

innit ;)

Dylan you muppet! you were lucky a family of inbred flesh eating ultimate hunters didn't find you and hack you up.. that shit happens i have seen it on tv!

i set fire to my nipple for a £3 and another shot of drambue!

I also asked "how do you know if you are gay?" in the middle of the school sex Ed day for a bet then french kissed the georgraphy teachers daughter in front of my entire year for another dare... she had a tounge like an OX and body to boot. both when i was 11.

i set fire to my nipple for a £3 and another shot of drambue!

I also asked "how do you know if you are gay?" in the middle of the school sex Ed day for a bet then french kissed the georgraphy teachers daughter in front of my entire year for another dare... she had a tounge like an OX and body to boot. both when i was 11.

I remember a lesson about HIV/AIDS and safe sex and this guy shouts out ...

"SIR! how does it get back up the cock?!"

another classic in sex ed was after the whole thing has been explained a boy comes out with "but sir why do girls have different willies from girls"

When I was pretty young (9 or 10 maybe) I put a grain of corn in my air rifle and got my sister to shoot me in the hand. It hurt quite a lot.

Continuing the gun theme me and some friends got totally wasted and I decided to give them a tour of my arsenal. Started of with a few knives and a baseball bat then thought it would be a good idea to give them a display of my home made spud gun (this thing could shoot a 13mm steel ball bearing through 1/2" marine ply). After a few shots against the fence it was decided that I would take a shot at one of my mates to see what damage it would do. He walked down the road I lined up the barrel and fired away, much to our disappointment I missed him although looking back we were pretty lucky it did. To end the evening on a high we to shot a ball bearing through a street lamp (making me feel like a bit of a yoot in the morning).

another classic in sex ed was after the whole thing has been explained a boy comes out with "but sir why do girls have different willies from girls"

I remember shouting out "oh i got a stiffy" during the shit video and having to stay in over lunch for the rest of the week cleaning sinks in the science lab.

I was pretty lucky my parents owned a video shop as one of their business when i was a kid. I used to sneak in and watch everything.
So am glad i never brought up questions regarding scenes i had seen in Emmanuelle and pig farmers daughter.. they might have had me on report for even longer!

oh speaking of guns i shot my neighbour by mistake (trying to hit a cide barrel) but i liked that neighbour. the one on the other side got the full force.

I put a hosepipe through their letter box and tried to fill their lounge like a goldfish bowl. i then smashed their caravan by using it as target practice with a catapult, cycled into their garage door leaving a 12 year old me shaped dent in the front and put holes in their pond (they later had to re-dig and repair it) cut the heads off their flowers and turned all their house signs around, covered their drive way with mud and pushed stones up the exhaust pipes of their cars...

They went fucking radio rental! this seriously house proud middle england middle aged couple. i got off cause i was too young but the coppers spoke to my old man. they got on alright, turns out the copper didn't like her either.. a win win in my books

HA HA HA not me but this has to go in here: brakeless, flats & foot in the front wheel.. now where is that epic fail thread...

http://www.londonfgss.com/post696908-1.html

I was waiting for that!

emmanuelle! ha. i'd like to watch that one again...