Glastonbury

Dire. By Glastonbury recent dire standards, truly exceptionally dire

Katy Perry and Stormzy will be on the undercard somewhere, it's Radiohead and Ed Sheeran that'll be filling up the Friday and Sunday headliner slots (Foo Fighters are on the Saturday).

We've made the choice not to go, I know 'it's not all about the music, though...yah?' but we can't really justify the £s given that we're not that keen on any of the headliners and have seen a lot of the others in the past.

Fallow year next year so just have to see what 2019 holds, although they've suggested they may run a pseudo-Glasto in the midlands in 2018 instead.

Ed fuckin' Sheeran?!

Christ, who next year - Ellie Goulding?

Even Foo Fighters are shite and about as relevant and current as Soft Cell

luckily there are many many tents of different types of music and theatre and modern dance and mime and comedy and andean pan pipes and dancing dogs and meditation and yoga and whale music and sweat lodges and mystical raki healing with hot stones so you can avoid the shite
or just rave the whole weekend away

but you really wouldn't want to pay for it

They're not (as pointed out already) but what's your dream lineup? Looking at this years lineup so far, there's a pretty wide range of acts... http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/glastonbury-festival-2017-line-up-so-far/

who the actual fuck cares about the headliners at a festival

lmftfy

who the actual fuck cares about a festival

There may or may not be an answer in a thread title somewhere. :)

Yep

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/214298/

Can't believe there has been nothing posted in here.

I know most of the headline were shit. Still.

Radiohead is a given.

Sleaford Mods were immense.

https://t.co/0wTGrRwJ5H

Free livestream here due to a mess up with secure ticketing leaves most outside the virtual fence (Idles worth a watch at the start of the stream if you've had enough of Eurovision)

https://watch.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/livestream-1/backup/livestream1.html

Driift live will cease to be a company by Monday surely

Not the best customer feedback on social media platforms this eve for sure

Wings? They’re only the band The Beatles could have been

Given that the “clueless….” thread appears locked I’ll post here.. £340 for a Glastonbury ticket !

I know 'Glastonbury isn't about the headliners' but Guns n' Roses really is scraping the barrel.

GNR are amazing !!!

Have they renamed the John Peel stage yet?

Yep.

Good, that must have happened this year?

Apparently had nothing to do with the petition

Have you heard his voice recently???

I know Glastonbury isn't about the main stage (I've been at least twice and not been anywhere near it and still had a wicked time) but thank fuck I didn't get tickets. Elton John? GNR? Artic Monkeys?

Fuck off! 😂😂😂

Oof, that's a crap line-up