Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

oh I'm so with you on this - and fucking whimsical, breathless cover versions on adverts....FUCK OFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

Yeah fuck, didn't I hear some dreadful cover of Sweet Child O' Mine, where the piano played the fucking riff wrong? I almost threw my plate of food at my girlfriend's TV

YouTube - Lundgren vs. Unicorn

The Renault Clio one with Chesney Hawkes 'I Am The One & Only'

'Nice car', 'Nice daughter'

Fuck off! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The new "we buy any car.com" ad can fuck RIGHT off..

Oh god that advert horrify my ears.

If I'm ever, EVER at a BBQ and everyone starts singing and dancing "we buy any car.. dot cooomm" into a mobile a phone I promise to run amok with a carving knife.

That Lundgren advert is good, but it's just trying a little too hard.

Also, did anyone know that Dolph is actually very intelligent? Had a scholarship to study something like chemical engineering at MIT and speaks a load of languages. Jacked it all in to play He-Man.

Can't say I blame him.

That Lundgren advert is good, but it's just trying a little too hard.

Also, did anyone know that Dolph is actually very intelligent? Had a scholarship to study something like chemical engineering at MIT and speaks a load of languages. Jacked it all in to play Ivan Drago in ROCKY IV.

Can't say I blame him.

That's better

he was boning grace jones and she got him a gig in a bond film, i think.
i read about it recently.

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That Lundgren advert is good, but it's just trying a little too hard.

Also, did anyone know that Dolph is actually very intelligent? Had a scholarship to study something like chemical engineering at MIT and speaks a load of languages. Jacked it all in to play He-Man.

Can't say I blame him.

He has a master degree in chemical engineering. He has also won various tournaments in Martial arts before becoming an action hero.

Basically the chemical engineering degree was a backup if the Karate didn't work out... smart plan... a lot of female mountain bikers (I read in MBUK interviews) did the same thing ... get a degree as a fall back if their pro sports carreer didn't work out.

Considering he has now done countless action movies and has been immortalized in Rocky IV and Universal Soldier (BTW the newest universal soldier is fucking ace, good 25 minute fight scene between van damme and pretty much a whole army). He ain't done bad for himself.

And I did like the Advert, gave me a giggle. Though Norton is shit.

BTW the newest universal soldier is fucking ace, good 25 minute fight scene between van damme and pretty much a whole army.

This I have to see. I bet its all roundhouse kicks.

It is fucking ace ... Two MMA guys, Dolph Lundgren, and Van Damme. There is one fight scene that is done pretty much in less than 4 shots, Van Damme with a knife in Uni Sol kit. Final Fight is Andrei Arlovski vs Van Damme.

Great final fight scene, infact the best in the last 4 or 5 years.

That's all well and good, but where are the splits?

It is fucking ace ... Two MMA guys, Dolph Lundgren, and Van Damme. There is one fight scene that is done pretty much in less than 4 shots, Van Damme with a knife in Uni Sol kit. Final Fight is Andrei Arlovski vs Van Damme.

Great final fight scene, infact the best in the last 4 or 5 years.

Really? I must have seen a different film. It looked to me like Van Damme stumbling around, to old and stiff to anything about it. And too much gunfighting. Dolph is still a machine though.

And no splits... see comment above i guess.

BTW, Id be happy to be in as good a shape as JCVD when I'm his age

OT, but has anyone seen the Expendables?

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ARGH!!

I hate hearing this in the morning. Can someone do us all a favour and shoot that f-ing bird?

Has anyone else seen those Costcutters adverts with Darren Gough? It made my day when I saw them this morning

YouTube - Darren Dances Back To Costcutter

"Pot Noooodles!"
"Fizzy Pop!!"

Fucking hell.. He's almost as good an actor as Sir Chris Hoy!

What is with this shite "poetry" in adverts, usually read in a "no nonsense" Northern accent?

The cunts who come up with this drivel need to pay more tax. A lot more.

Really? I must have seen a different film. It looked to me like Van Damme stumbling around, to old and stiff to anything about it. And too much gunfighting. Dolph is still a machine though.

He managed to pull off some damn good moves, and I liked the fact that Van Damme only won because andrei was treating him as a distraction rather than finishing him off.

OT, but has anyone seen the Expendables?

YES it was ace.

The current Halifax adverts. Literally no words.

Not seen these, got a link?!

Has anyone heard these fucking Alfa Romeo adverts on Spotify?! WTF, they're dire.

Not seen these, got a link?!

You don't want to see them.. Trust me.

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- New Bernard Mathews Advert "Bootiful is back" Better Quality[/ame]

FUCK OFF

YouTube - New Bernard Mathews Advert "Bootiful is back" Better Quality

FUCK OFF

Entirely by co-incidence, it contains some of the same letters as "Bollox".