Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

YouTube- Drive-In Movie Intermission Let's All Go To The Lobby Film!

i wish.
and now i know that they say 'get ourselves a treat' and not 'get ourselves a drink'.

Thank you that reminded me of this piece of awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vf3VzVbrXU

That's fucking awesome, reminds me of Metalocalypse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYBRdaZQt3U

I think its mostly the name of this company that annoys me. But then talking handbags, fluffy slippers and online gambling all make me feel anxious.

That's fucking awesome, reminds me of Metalocalypse

it's from Teen Hunger Force the movie
http://www.flixster.com/movie/aqua-teen-hunger-force-colon-movie-film-for-theatres

Edit: Metalocalypse is great, got the first series on dvd

This should have been up here a long time ago.

YouTube- Original Howard of Halifax advert

any fule know that this was the brillliant moment when banking ads changed to being a fun, reflection of a trustworthy, happy business rather than the staid boring banking industry of yore.

Thank you that reminded me of this piece of awesome
YouTube- Mastodon - Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife

fuck me.
that's great, mark.

What do you do when you get adverts on the BBC?

they're just adverts for programs, i can deal with that. But if it was a choice between sitting through an insurance comparison advert or waterboarding, i would take waterboarding hands down.

Re: Halifax adverts, life went downhill fast for Howard after those ads. Originally he was an employee and was plucked from the ranks for his cheerfulness and singing abilities. He had a good run and even released his own version of Barry White's 'Your the first, the last, my everything'.

Even whilst still doing the adverts Howard's dark side was starting to rear it's head though and there were rumours around Birmingham of diva like behaviour, drink and drugs which culminated in his arrest in 2007 for exposing himself whilst straddling the 'Forward' statue in Centenary Square and shouting "I'll Give you Extra" at passers by.

Since the Halifax dropped him because they felt he was giving out the wrong message of cheerfulness as the economy has slumped he has apparently been spotted trying to set fire to a bin outside a Halifax branch by using his glasses as a magnifying glass. Poor love.

Don't forget he also had a cameo in The Office Christmas Special and got picked on the 'Blind Date'

Don't forget he also had a cameo in The Office Christmas Special and got picked on the 'Blind Date'

As if we would ever forget those seminal moments. Espicially the one with our Cilla, the Queen of Scotty Road (and Surrey).

Back in the 70s everyone at school wanted a Texas instruments led calculator they cost a bloody fortune

As if we would ever forget those seminal moments. Espicially the one with our Cilla, the Queen of Scotty Road (and Surrey).

Whoop Whoop, call the police, do I get a prize for finding a Platini typo ?!

No, He'll just go through all your posts with a fine tooth comb.

Whoop Whoop, call the police, do I get a prize for finding a Platini typo ?!

No. But you might wake up next to one of these though

The horse's head that is, not the woman.

There is treasure in that horses head.

X marks the spot.

"I'll Give you Extra" = Brill!

Teenage Aqua hunger force is seriously underrated- I always thought its humor would work with many here.

I hate Special K ads. Firstly there aint no horse tranquiliser- just sour dried berries. Secondly it is the premise of the ad: eat nothing but a bowl of the cereal and you'll loose weight. No fucking shit, Sherlock. You'll also loose control of any machinery if that's all you eat (that includes pencil sharpeners). Strewth, why not package bits of atmosphere and sell that?

"I'll Give you Extra" = Brill!

Teenage Aqua hunger force is seriously underrated- I always thought its humor would work with many here.

I hate Special K ads. Firstly there aint no horse tranquiliser- just sour dried berries. Secondly it is the premise of the ad: eat nothing but a bowl of the cereal and you'll loose weight. No fucking shit, Sherlock. You'll also loose control of any machinery if that's all you eat (that includes pencil sharpeners). Strewth, why not package bits of atmosphere and sell that?

The Blokes in my office have adopted "I Give you extra" as a euphemism for you can guess what.

Special K Adverts are shite. They show an attractive woman that apparently .. needs to lose weight ... worrying about her figure and the special K saves her ... total bollox.

Special K Adverts are shite. They show an attractive woman that apparently .. needs to lose weight ... worrying about her figure and the special K saves her ... total bollox.

Urgh, or those Weight Watcher type adverts, where you can buy 'Weight Watchers Healthy chocolate bars'...Just don't eat chocolate if you're trying to lose weight, no?

Re: Halifax adverts, life went downhill fast for Howard after those ads. Originally he was an employee and was plucked from the ranks for his cheerfulness and singing abilities. He had a good run and even released his own version of Barry White's 'Your the first, the last, my everything'.

Even whilst still doing the adverts Howard's dark side was starting to rear it's head though and there were rumours around Birmingham of diva like behaviour, drink and drugs which culminated in his arrest in 2007 for exposing himself whilst straddling the 'Forward' statue in Centenary Square and shouting "I'll Give you Extra" at passers by.

Since the Halifax dropped him because they felt he was giving out the wrong message of cheerfulness as the economy has slumped he has apparently been spotted trying to set fire to a bin outside a Halifax branch by using his glasses as a magnifying glass. Poor love.

I'm sad I know...the 'Forward' statue was destroyed in 2003...

I just hate that they have a girl who looks perfecly fine worrying about her weight ... when she doesn't need to ... I dunno ...

It almost as bad as Fearne Cotton on the radio ... for 30 minutes every morning (Radio one is played in the office) ... She talks about how minging she is that day ... FFS ...

My favourite one is also Actimel Adverts ..

"Helps with digestive transit !!" ... ANother beautiful phrase that means ... taking a shit.

It almost as bad as Fearne Cotton on the radio ... for 30 minutes every morning (Radio one is played in the office) ... She talks about how minging she is that day ...

She does have a point

lolz

she's an emo witch.

She has got a very witchy face

shudders

Anyone seen this?

I'm gonna go and put a Bill Hicks DVD on