Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

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  • Two words

    "Go compaaaaaaaare"

    Do one you tit

    Don't havva the fish!

  • Constant adverts for upcoming programmes on Discovery Channel, at least 2 every ad break of the same programme - it annoys me so much that I'm almost put off watching the advertised programme which is usually quite interesting. Maybe I just watch too much Discovery.

    On the cash for gold front, the only one I ever saw which entertained me, was by Darts pundit and well known gold monkey Bobby George, who proclaimed that you could send your gold off and get money...to buy more gold!

  • Those cash for gold, we buy any gold, super special gold....any advert about buying gold!

    Burglars delight.Do houses and get your gold fenced by post no questions asked

  • You fucking love it that he's back.

    Far from it. :-(

  • YouTube- Febreze advert

    A cringeworthy ad for a stupid product.
    Punchable faces run in this family.
    Food you're about to eat shouldn't smell like shit, even fish.
    If you house smells like shit for whatever reason try cleaning it and opening some windows.

  • the cat on that advert is amazing though.

  • Fucking Fairy!

    They come on TV with an advert showing shots from red arrow jets, moutains, horse riding in Iceland, white water rafting in Canada

    Then go on to say how great they are donating money to "Make a Wish" charity. making a difference to peoples lifes.. how wonderful!

    The small print then highlights they have donated £110k

    The advert cost (filming, cutting and air time) 10 times that and the company.. a company who earnt $1 Billion a month last year.

    all heart

  • One word: compare the meerket.

    DO ONE, animal.

  • One word: compare the meerket.

    DO ONE, animal.

    That's three isn't it!?

  • That's three isn't it!?

    A+

  • Any ad with a kid having a shit is a bit weird to me, there's that one with a little chinese kid, something to do with air fresheners, and then there's another where the kid wants to go and have a shit around his mate's house rather than his own. Who needs a friend like that eh? what is the world coming to, in my day you called for your mate to see if he wanted to come out and ride Grifters together, not to come in and have a dump.

  • You can do it too, with Kandoo. Never forget that.

  • Any shampoo ad gets me angry

    and any advert with boswellox rehydratification enabled plumpification age reducing creme. fucking mugs

  • Any shampoo ad gets me angry

    I am calling bullshit on this one.

  • i just think or your fabulous maine and it gets me down

  • Now then, this is how adverts should be. Terry Thomas pulling into a petrol station smoking a fag and making innuendo's.Class
    YouTube- Terry Thomas

  • how do you do, I am terribly well, i can see you are. good show!

    Magic!

  • And smoking at the same time as "my good man" is waving around a petrol nozzle.... Sorry ade.. You did mention that.

  • and any advert with boswellox rehydratification enabled plumpification age reducing creme. fucking mugs

    Totally. There was one on the other day that claimed "100% baby soft skin". Great; 100% of something unquantifiable is fuck all.

  • And smoking at the same time as "my good man" is waving around a petrol nozzle.... Sorry ade.. You did mention that.

    I was in Italy in the summer and the petrol pump attendant (they still have them at most petrol stations in Italy) was smoking a fag as he topped our car up! He was very calm about it, I guess you are until the point that you blow the entire fucking place up.

  • No thanks. I was there when Clifford Smith threw a cup of petrol into the furnace in the metal work class at school.

  • Totally. There was one on the other day that claimed "100% baby soft skin". Great; 100% of something unquantifiable is fuck all.

    98% of users were younger and slimer in just 5 days*

    **Based on 15 appliations oer day - 4 bottles ***

    *** From a controlled group of 128 users****

    **** People who work for us who we gave it to for free *

    I have found an advert in a magazine that advertised a shampoo that made you slimmer.. no lies.
    Man i'd love to be in that game mugging these fools for massive riches!

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