BAD Dad

better check that one. god will punish a liar.

I lost my heart to a starship trooper. Don't think he was from Spain, never asked!

YouTube - I Lost My Heart (To A Starship Trooper)

i fucked carol decker.

Didn't we all?

were you like china in her hands…

were you like china in her hands…

:)

Now if it was Carol Thatcher that would be some admission!!

were you like china in her hands…

with a population of close to a billion i find that statement quite illogical.

Heh - I lost my virginity to a girl that married one of the blokes from Jamiroquai.

Melanie Blatt?

talentless no mark with a tiny prick.

Bit harsh but HA! How did you know he has a tiny cock?

I've actually seen it........

logs off

i had a freind at school who's dad paid for him to get laid.
he was an ugly fucker though.

What did you charge him?

:P

zing!

the same price i charged your mum!

i cant stop laughing at you avatar.

i fucked desmond decker.

Fixed ; )

the same price i charged your mum!

nice.

desmond dekker

fixed.

I fucked Carol Decker

Googles Carol Decker

I lost my virginity to a Spanish Jamiroquai impersonator, paid for by my 14 year old dad, who was the drummer out of a Cult covers band who played the seaside resorts of South England called 'Sea Shells Thankyoueverybody'.

Think I saw him play at Butlins in Bognor Regis

The ginger doris from T'pau

I fucked Carol Decker

Did you double team with Damo?

I never got laid til 15 :-(

....got sucked off at 13 though :-)

too. much. information.

Did you double team with Damo?

He just watched and cupped his nuts