BAD Dad

You couldn't make this up

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8052090.stm

Isn't that what Anthony Keidis' old fella did for him when he was 12?

i don't see anything wrong with your dad paying for you to have sex with a lady of the night. in fact, i'm sure there's a couple of films/books that use this as a cornerstone of their character development.

5 years on the nonce list though. ouch.

I thought this was gonna be a polo thread... For a moment I thought (Little) Aidan had gone and got some poor deaf, dumb and blind girl in the club... shudders

When I was 14 I could get sex with out paying for it.

Yea there's one thing getting a lady of the night to shag your son, but it's another when your dad gets caught!

When I was 14 I could get sex with out paying for it.

now there's an internet boast to be proud of.

The question that needs to be asked, 'Did the son now his arl fella had weighed in or did he just think he got a right result with some older doris'?

...."T'ahhhh Dad, I thought she loved me!"

phones dad

I could get loads of sex when I was fourteen too!
Them big hairy blokes were queuing around the block to have a go on me...

I never got laid til 15 :-(

....got sucked off at 13 though :-)

My cousins in Spain took me to a whorehouse when I was 12... I was pissed as a fart on Cuba Libres and high on cheap Spanish cigs... The girl they'd selected to take care of me wasn't there so I left, er, empty-handed... I was actually paralytic when I lost my virginity... So it doesn't count... She later started dating the drummer out of The Cult and became a catwalk model... cries like a baby

I could get loads of sex when I was fourteen too!
Them big hairy blokes were queuing around the block to have a go on me...

hell yea!

....got sucked off at 13 though :-)

hairy wooly back cousins do not count

teenslain

    My cousins in Spain took me to a whorehouse when I was 12... I was pissed as a fart on Cuba Libres and high on cheap Spanish cigs... The girl they'd selected to *take care of me* wasn't there so I left, er, empty-handed... I was actually paralytic when I lost my virginity... So it doesn't count...** I** later started dating the drummer out of The Cult and became a catwalk model... *cries like a baby*

Fixed.

I loved She Sells Sanctuary. (I know, I know.) Was it about your ex, Joe?

You guys slay me, in answer to your question tho' Skully, I don't think so...
adds General Lucifer to teenslain's little black doomsday book

i was in jamiroquai.

sorry. no i wasn't.
i've achieved precisely the bare minimum at work today.

me too.

although, i have eaten my bodyweight in beetroot and chilli pecorino, and now my poo is a funny colour.

I fucking hate that twat from Jamiroquai. What a pointless waste of a human life.

Stevie Wonder did it first and he had talent not like you, you little pox ridden weaselly talentless no mark with a tiny prick.

I lost my virginity to a Spanish Jamiroquai impersonator, paid for by my 14 year old dad, who was the drummer out of a Cult covers band who played the seaside resorts of South England called 'Sea Shells Thankyoueverybody'.

I think.