For Sale: Brooks saddles

Connes!

now is this any way to treat a new member. i joined this site because the saddles are made in london where you all live and ride so i thought it would be the best place i asked for pictures of saddles to see different kinds and got one broke down saddle and a picture of someones ass lol.you thought with all of the members on this site someone could have said i got what you are looking for and had sent the pictures info about it and a price but no !! all i got was picked on and made fun of and i would like to know why all i wanted was to buy a used broken in nice shaped and molded brooks saddle with out any grief

I asked for pictures of saddles to see different kinds

http://www.flickr.com/

The saddles are made in the Birmingham area. Not London. Eny fule no that.

OK I'll give it to you straight, bike rider.

1. You don't use any paragraph breaks or punctuation.
   
2. Your drivel is repetitive and meaningless.
   
3. You don't have to wear in a saddle. It's bollocks. It will shape a bit to the SHAPE OF **YOUR **ARSE. Buying a saddle worn to the shape of somebody else's arse is a waste of time.
   
   

Now please fuck off.

now is this any way to treat a new member. i joined this site because the saddles are made in london

rage

the decent to dumb ratio is getting silly around here

the decent to dumb ratio is getting silly around here

I see your point, and I'm gonna let you finish, but has anyone got a worn brooks saddel pls thnx

lolz you pwnd kam there Cripsin

http://www.flickr.com/

Give the guy a break Ed, we're not all IT genius's ;)
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=brooks+saddle
http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=all&q=worn+brooks+saddle&m=text
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=brooks%20saddle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=worn+brooks+saddle&aq=f&oq=&start=0

i've got a honey brown brooks b17 standard you can buy. its well broken in but the thing is i want paying for my time.

They go for £44.95 which obviously i will need so i can replace it with a new one.
then i reckon i've done about 10k miles so at a very reasonable rate of 1p per mile thats an extra £100, its in great condition, i'll post a picture tonight.

thanks.

no Pm yet, are you just waiting for the photo before agreeing!

i've got a honey brown brooks b17 standard you can buy. its well broken in but the thing is i want paying for my time.

They go for £44.95 which obviously i will need so i can replace it with a new one.
then i reckon i've done about 10k miles so at a very reasonable rate of 1p per mile thats an extra £100, its in great condition, i'll post a picture tonight.

thanks.

Assuming you average 20mph, by my calculations, you're renting your bum out for 20p an hour.

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counting change.

I like the way this has gone whilst I was having lunch.

I have a saddle that's even more used, and therefore worth even more! Brilliant.

Assuming you average 20mph, by my calculations, you're renting your bum out for 20p an hour.

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Very reasonable... Sainsbury's Ed... Feel the difference...

I've got some bibshorts which have been through sweaty hell and back.

Will post here if the vending machine idea doesnt work out.

its the law of supply and demand skully, consumer society and all that.

i figure that its exactly the same as any antique, i can also suply an explanation of the major marks on it so the guy can tell his friends and make it sound authentic what a genuine cyclist he is.

i just hope we dont get invaded by people from touring and audax forums, 10k miles is nothing compared to them guys...

(in all seriousness bike rider, this is a genuine offer.)

what is the price in us and i went to flicks and saw a lot of them but non of them had the shape i was looking for thx

I think Sainsburys Ed should post a pic of his arse, sos bike rider can check for saddle compatibility.

what is the price in us and i went to flicks and saw a lot of them but non of them had the shape i was looking for thx

do you mean that none were the right model, or can you judge from a photo if a saddle is broken in to the right shape for you?

Could you please post a picture of your balls, bike rider? I want to print the image out, stick red-hot pokers through it, dip it in petrol, set it alight then piss all over the ashes... Sorry if I missed something*...

** Apols to Gerald...*

I think Sainsburys Ed should post a pic of his arse, sos bike rider can check for saddle compatibility.

I'll PM bike rider with pictures.

I feel bad about flaming him. I'll send some of mine too.