Is it out of order to post 'conversations'?

mayo is wrong in almost every situation.

I say almost, because there is an exception.. I just can't remember what it is. definitely not pork-based though.

Get a clue my friend. You have little.

bacon

Ketchup

I've only skimmed the thread, but i'm pretty sure it was resolved that we can post PM's...

3 Minutes Ago
braker
I'm good thanks. Maybe give Dov a bell?

7 Minutes Ago
dancing James
Hi braker!

We haven't met, but i'm well known and respected in these parts. You could say i'm a big deal, but that's for others to say, not me. Anyway, I want you to meet me in RP tonight wearing nothing but Rapha's exquisite base layers. We can wrap ourselves head to toe in raw organic farmers market bacon and do reps up Dark Hill to marinade it, before heading back to my dungeon for a sandwich.

Let me know.

DJ x

Wow James, that's just sick.

Did you have any particular time in mind?

Do you mind if I bring some Mango Chutney for the bacon?

Do you need help eating that bacon?

Tuna,
Chicken
Chips.

maybe.
no.
no.

bacon

no!

Egg and mayo.

yup.

Hmmm, marinated bacon. Are you smoking it?

Also, Chainbraker sent me another pic of his cock today. I'll refrain... don't want the repost police on my case.
thats only cause you said you were a hot blonde girl that i believed on the interwebs! I want a photo in return

"Conversation" thread - dominated by Bacon*.
Welcome to LFGSS.

And CB's cock*.

best welcoming ever!

mayo is wrong in almost every situation.

.

Get a grip son

Granary bread can bugger off to the smoked salmon and Philly light sandwiches of the health food brigade.

You're being bit xenophobic. What's next? Will you slag off the tomatoes as well?

maybe.
no.
no.

no!

yup.

Tuna pannini
Potato salad
Boiled egg and sour pickles salad
Chips (when in Belgium)

or Holland. The Dutch taught me to love mayo with chips.

yes, they are very openminded abut sex.

Any decent grilled (char) rump steak, sided with new steamed potatoes and a black pepper dijonnaise.
You're the ones missing out. :)

Or Macdonald's

Grilled seafood - garlic mayonnaise.

seafood requiring condiment should default to tartare sauce

Mexican chicken n' cheese pannini, the only acceptable destination for mayo.

a black pepper dijonnaise.

mustard-y mayonnaise I will admit is pretty good. in the right circumstances.

I like to bathe in mayonnaise

barenaise ...

seafood requiring condiment should default to tartare sauce

Garlic prawns would be terrible with tartare sauce.

indeed. garlic prawns require no condiment.

Garlic prawns would be terrible with tartare sauce.

In that case leave out the garlic. Possibly also swap the prawns for some breaded scampi.

Or just bread.

With mayo.