My fucking eyes

was thinking of this very thread yesterday. time to rock with the glasses hipstastyle

Man, thought it was just me, got back in last night properly irritated, eyes FULL of bits, felt like I couldn't rub them out.

Why is it so much worse in the evening than the morning - do the trees only have sex during the day? Yesterday morning, fine, yesterday evening, tree sex eye hell. I'm not looking forward to tonight's ride home.

I had a sneezing fit whilst travelling approximately 15mph on Kennington road last night - not fucking funny.
fucking tree jizz.

I like it all over me.

Noted

If you really want to bring it on, try cycling through Battersea Park - Chuck F$$king Norris.

my eyes were fucked for days after riding in Richmond without sunglasses last weekend. Bastard trees

If you really want to bring it on, try cycling through Battersea Park - Chuck F$$king Norris.

Southwark Park was similar I imagine I thought there was a fire or something the air was so thick with it!

I have a very old glasses from the 1950, unfortunately due to it's design, it encourage more tree sex right in my eyes than my old glasses.

Fuck sake.

What design? Did you fit the glass lenses?

It is very strange hayfever. I am pretty sure your body goes through allergic cycles.
Some years I barely want to go outside, my eyes stream, I can hardly breathe etc. This year though, nothing, not a single sneeze. Its very odd

^ I was thinking the same today, no hayfever but oh wait millions of invisible spiky bastards

They're infertile seeds from Platanus × hispanica. try closing your eyes.

Bloody infertile hispanics jizzing in Londoners eyes eh? It's the Armada all over again in the form of tree bukkake. Where's a one armed pirate when you need one?

I'm, on the other hand, suffering a lot this year from shit getting into my eyes/nose.

Yeah, loads of shit, but mine keeps coming out of somewhere else

down my fucking throat too. an hours ride this morning and I feel like a rentboy for ents.

Cromoglycate eye drops FTW- fairly cheap stuff, also keep washing and possibly just rinsing your eyes with saline.

I remember long ago when I ha d proper job and had to commute, thinking, how much more of this stuff can possibly fall from the sky???

I just realise how much worse when it go in your mouth.

it's an itch that you can't stratch, gah!

Fucking treesexwee is starting to give me grief again. Arsey trees are lucky to still be standing, let alone cumming over me every fucking time I ride.

Ew, Gav.

It's in my eyes. My eyes goddammit....

rode 9 miles each way today to see a client. overall a good thing on a day like this but i got more flies in my eyes than fucking Appleby.

get glasses?

No fucking way!