My fucking eyes

They make me look slimmer. Buy a pair.

Just got back from Moscow's famous Moscow. And what season is it there I hear you ask...? Tree sex wee season, that's what. Just got over it here and the nasty fibrous shitters are all over Russia.

On another note, I was there for 3 days and saw precisely 1 person riding a bike on the street (half a dozen or so MTBers on the pavement) the whole time I was there. No wonder everyone looked so grumpers. Mental note: don't take up residence in Moscow.

someone at work said that wearing sunnies helps him loads with general pollen allergy

Sounds unlikely as obviously there are massive gaps around the average set of sunglasses, but yeah +1
somedays I have to resort to wearing them, I guess pollen still gets to the eye, but the vast majority is swept aside.
Used to have some amazing ('ly expensive) north face mountaineering glasses, exact shape of my head so could get them right up close, then they were designed to be used as a snowboard goggle too, so had foam & rubber eye cups, a nose shade (you may lol, but up on slopes or at high altitude they fucking pwn over suncream) and a backband. But some fuckers stole them from my car, and never could afford replacements.

It begins!

I wear Bolle' clear plastic safety specs. Looks a bit weird, but so does the rest of my cycling attire.

I've got some Bolle safety glasses now.. make a point of nicking some pairs every time I visit Oz, land of the miners.

Treesexwee all over my visage. It's like glass I tells ya. Have some 14 squid Endura eye covers from Condor for weekend rides. I'm wearing them everywhere until it ends.

It's back, was about to resurrect this topic.

my fucking eyes.

I plan on making these Bolle' safety specs a hipster fad.

I have been using screwfix cheapy yellow safety glasses for a couple of years.

I roll with the best Chinese Oakley Jawbone copies £10 with free shipping and 3 diff lenses #timesarehard

These:

^ Those and these are ace

It begins!

So fucking happy i'm not in London right now. Last year ended up getting an eye infection and being unable to wear contacts all summer. Bloody tree sex piss I tell youz...

have a pair of GT glasses.

Never a problem

It's back, ....

damn right it is...

back again....

feels like I have dunes worth of sand around my eyeballs

Little flints of airborne ice! Anything over 10mph and it's like glass. Glasses are no good cos they get covered in it. It's like winter tree wee.

Phlegm of the skies

If only it was as soft and warm!

Iceman spunk

My cycle cap visor does nothing. NOTHING!

^This. I looked like a mobile letter box but it all found a way in between visor and snood thing.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZvCI-gNK_y4

Brace yourselves...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/apr/28/hay-fever-remedies-worst-season-decades