Knife porn thread

Why not?

Bunch of blokes drinking in a pub brandishing large, sharp knives... What could possibly go wrong?

Somewhere like hackspace would probably be open to hosting a sharpening demo though?

https://london.hackspace.org.uk/

^ I think this will require someone like @Constable_Savage to deflect OB attention re carrying an offensive weapon, m'lud..

Hackney seems a tad remote. The reej on the other hand...

Matt wouldn't have a problem with it... Table #1 on a Wednesday (Monday is 2-4-1 meal night, Tuesday is quiz night) would probably work... Out of view so the other punters won't be alarmed...

So long as all of the knives are UK carry legal... why would anyone have a problem?

In fact, given that the purpose would be to demonstrate sharpening knives, couldn't you actually bring along all kinds of crazy blades as the law allows you to carry for "good reason".

Anyhow, I should hopefully be receiving a Fallkniven U1 later today... and the Fallkniven DC521 sharpening block... so I would be up for receiving a sharpening demo (though not on the U1, I doubt it will need it so soon).

^ only married two minutes and already want to sharpen knives

#selfdefence

^^ I carry a full complement of knives around London on a weekly basis. Never had an issue- not like I'm going to take them out on the bus...

How full a complement? Bet you can only name two, and one of those is a butter knife..

Hokay then- 1x 8" wustof chefs knife
1x 4" wustof paring knife
1 x 8" victorinox bread knife
1 x 6" victorinox boning knife
1 x 6" wustof fillet knife
2 x 6" Sabatier utility knife
1 x 6" tamahange santoku knife
1 x 8 1/2 " kataba sashimi
1 x 6" takamura nakirai
1 x 3" victorinox turning knife
1 x generic cleaver, if needed.

Plus peelers, steels, waterstones, brushes, fish tweezers, cutting rings, rulers, timers....

that's a lot for your shift at kfc

Burger king mate, get it right.

I would be up for that, mashton

The Fucktones present... Careful with that Santoku, Richie...

I think this will require someone like @Constable_Savage to deflect OB attention re carrying an offensive weapon, m'lud...

I couldn't give a flying fuck as I've only got 16 working days left to do then I"m going native.

You've been hinting at retirement for a while now, reckon you'll be pulling some undercover schizzle

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Can we crash your leaving do?

TS you're a dick, I can't add you to the message thread about this, since you have CHEVRONS as your username.

Dick.

^ain't gonna argue with that.

can you add me, please?

I'd like to become ...........Bicycle Repair Man.

I can't argue with you on that score but... Everyone else manages...

how hard can it be..?

just send a message to

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