Knife porn thread

Love your knife? Want to make love to a knife or initiate acts of affection with a knife or similar pointy object? Then post here, first up....my favourite piece of knife porn:

NJS

and another in a "compromising" position:

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Sexy....

go to bed and stop being drunk..

YouTube - Unboxing Randall Model 1 All-Purpose Fighting Knife

James just needs some fodder before bed...
as for me, I've just finished work!
did you do the westie lunch roll Pajimjams?

"I am gonna be doing an unboxing here...."

ha!

oh god what am I doing watching bollocks like this..

no i didn't roll west at lunch dude, not sure enough of the turf versus lunch hour at the moment..

what you doing that has you finish at his ungodly hour?

go to bed and stop being drunk..

That is easier said than done!

anyone watching this waiting for him to take his thumb off by accident?

Won't be long now... unless he starts trying to clean his drivetrain...

I'm working in the crabtree pub (west beers pub) minimum wage yo.
Just did my first ever shift behind a bar. saw Aroogah and Morgasm too! ( I didn't ID him.)

Fast forward to 4:48 it's hilarious.

another favourite.

Won't be long now... unless he starts trying to clean his drivetrain...

Dude half my drive train is so fucked if I tried to take it apart to clean it....it would crumble away in my hands, I saw the look of disgust on your face after you rode my bike last night haha!

have you bent those BMX wheels yet?

@prav - fair play dude, good for you..though you know I think you're too urbane for that or any other pub..

well I watched that 9 minute epic so I'm off to bed now.. you have been watching the unwrapping and unveiling of the randall issue 1 seven inch all-purpose fighting blade..

have you bent those BMX wheels yet?

Nope still in perfect working order! although I did scuff the rim earlier riding backwards into a curb......whilst a little drunk :p

Dude half my drive train is so fucked if I tried to take it apart to clean it....it would crumble away in my hands, I saw the look of disgust on your face after you rode my bike last night haha!

You joking right? Have you seen my panasonic recently?

YouTube - DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"

You joking right? Have you seen my panasonic recently?

No? but does it have a dead bb creaky as fuck cranks and worn teeth lol :p

swiss army knife the only knife you'll ever want
i love those japanese blades with the patterning in the steel just like the kosher samurai blades heat treated folded heat treated folded etc etc

NSFW - Don't let your boss see. Fucking sexy!

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- WASP Injection Knife vs. Watermelon[/ame]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm hungry.
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