How do you feel about your chip pan?

This is what they look like new and shiny:

This is what they look like when you use them:

Alright those may be slightly over the top =P

Snap!

Damn, quicker than me on the drag sprint and on the google image search eh? =P

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That misguided crap made me really sad to be an American.

Is Alan Parsons really that bad?

Glad you brought this up Will.

BTW do you blanche?

Good to see some Alan Parsons Project here too!

You know, you can listen to it, too (at your own risk).

You know, you can listen to it, too (at your own risk).

I just like their videos, the music is crap.

Actually that's a lie, I like them quite a lot.

Funnily enough, I fry my chips in my mother's open mouth.

Chip pans!

You guys are so last year - next you'll be banging on about 'proper chips in newspaper' and a side order of crackling.

Is this model celebrity endorsed?and does it cost more than £100? if so I think I deserve it, even though I don't eat chips.

Is this model celebrity endorsed?and does it cot more than £100? if so I think I deserve it, even though I don't eat chips.

Are you looking for a new helmet, then?

shallow lard boilers, FTW.

Chips with gravy!!

Very good, Jim. Now would you care to tuck into your well-researched, healthy, nutritious Jamie Oliver school meal? There's a nice boy. ;)

This is a fucking disgrace. What the hell is wrong with you, Will?

You know chip pans can be used for boiling people in oil?

Sick fuck.

I'm with Balki, this is an outrage. this thread is insensitive to all those people, like myself, who have ever been burned by a deep fryer. the searing remembrances of my minimum-wage adolescence have been brought painfully back to life by this horrific and downright racist discussion of potatoes in hot oil.

will, i demand an apology to all the current and former fast-food workers that you have so gratuitously offended by your insensitivity.

will, i demand a HappyMeal™ for all the current and former fast-food workers that you have so gratuitously offended by your insensitivity.

Fixed!

I want fried chicken...

And doctor pepper

I want pie! I want beef jerky!*

*from Kittens! Inspired by kittens!**

**Am I using astrics too much? Answers on a post card!

Nope, but you are overusing asterixes =P

Nope, but you are overusing asterixes =P

Or even asterisks :P

Ack bollocks.

Edit: In that post I was referring to the post below, not above.

Got out of that one!

I tried a few spellings and gave up. I feel like three wrong guesses makes one right one.

Nope, but you are overusing asterixes =P

I sometimes love it when the pun on the original word supplants the original word. in this case, the name «Astérix» has definitely taken on a life of its own and has supplanted 'asterisk'.