Fiddys surprise party - tonight!

Is there anyone coming tonight who has a veneer calliper ( I just need to measure my seat tube width for a clamp), is so PLEASE bring tonight......

PigFarmer - any chance you can bring that wheel.

Sir, the wheel WILL be with me. PM me the details of your OTHER wheels and I'll see if I can find them as well. (No carbon fibre mind! ;))

in! maybe I can remember to put those glasses lenses in my bag for him ;)

Ha, I've got loads of lenses as well, been trying to work out where the sodding glasses went, maybe we can share!?

takes note to go home and change hat

CAKE. PLEASE TRY AND REMEMBER MY SWEATER MATE.

Vernier caliper, you imbecile...

He wants to measure some thin wood really. Bufoon

Could someone explain to Jon how to use some rizla and a ruler to measure circumference.

But then you have to use pie. which is not as good as crumble (apparently)

He wants to measure some thin wood really. Bufoon

See? Fruity knows what I need.

Could someone explain to Jon how to use some rizla and a ruler to measure circumference.

It's not circumference you fool, its the diameter. (but I guess I know how to work that out then don't I!)

I thought you are permitted to use your brain since that court case is over with...?

I thought you are permitted to use your brain since that court case is over with...?

OOOOOoohhhhhhhhhh

meOOWWW.

So not pissing around anymore, does anyone have any vinererrerlley callipers then? Or am I just flagging a dead horse?

DJ would shag that...

The only thing vernier calipers are good for tonight: stirring my bloody mary.

I have vernier calipers but a) they are at home and b) I'm not attending sadly.

Can arrange a loan next week if you still need them then.

I have vernier calipers but a) they are at home and b) I'm not attending sadly.

Can arrange a loan next week if you still need them then.

That would be wonderful sir,but lets see if we ave anyone holding out for tonight. I'll get in contact if I can't get hold of one tonight. Cheers

I have some, I'll be there sometime this evening

See? Fruity knows what I need.

I have some, I'll be there sometime this evening

Much appreciated sir, look forward to seeing you.

I thought he needed venearal disease calipers to measure his small bit of wood

Has lynx hijacked your account? WTF?!?

let's get there early.

5pm.

(bring grassic park)

I'm in for early. That way we can hijack the seats for a bit.

Jeebus that's early.

I might have to swerve the hippys.

He wants to measure some thin wood really. Bufoon

'Buffoon'

So not pissing around anymore, does anyone have any vinererrerlley callipers then? Or am I just flagging a dead horse?

'flogging'

I thought he needed venearal disease calipers to measure his small bit of wood

'venereal'

Grr, where's Platini when you need him? He's neglecting his job. :)