Whats good about Stratford?

Jews.

I lived there for a year and only got burgled once

Chicken Cottage

Is this a cottage that chickens live in or a cottage made out of chicken?

no chickens living in there... thats for sure.

So its where the chickens work. That sounds cool, they get pretty pigeon holed into egg laying.

Epping forest is not too far away.

Olympic White Elephants will abound there shortly.

(you'll be near an excellent velodrome!)

http://www.londoninformer.co.uk/london-news/london-local-news/2009/02/06/ladbroke-grove-chicken-cottage-takeaway-base-for-violent-gang-113489-22871604/

Chicken Cottage in Ladbroke Grove, west London, has had its late licence revoked by Kensington and Chelsea Council after it was revealed as a base for the criminal Chicken Cottage Crew gang.

"Chicken Cottage Crew". I see what they did there.

Limpets

The Greenway leads to Grobag Towers?

I don't have to ride through it often.

The Theatre Royal.

stratford is freaking 531 guys, 531
transport links ( although none of us take public transport )
olympic site the changes in there will be so amazing over the next 4 years
eurostar
velodrome
new park land
hub of the london canal network

15 mins to the city
30 mins to heart of london ( oxford street )
it's not as far east as you might think compare to living in hammersmith / putney

AND I live here best reason EVER

so it's full of them fucking plastic scouser melts then?

Seem to be surrounded by plastic Kopites lately, even the bloody delivery guys from Curry Paradise!

Best thing about Stratford upon Avon is that it's a short drive to Alcester, where my mate lives, and he has a MASSIVE telly. You've got to prioritise in this life.

It is far from me.
Thats the good part.
Spunkhole is the estate agent jargon, it means up & coming.

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come on big up strattie a bit more peeps

stratford is freaking 531 guys, 531
transport links ( although none of us take public transport )
olympic site the changes in there will be so amazing over the next 4 years
eurostar
velodrome
new park land
hub of the london canal network

15 mins to the city
30 mins to heart of london ( oxford street )
it's not as far east as you might think compare to living in hammersmith / putney

AND I live here best reason EVER

bullshit...

meh, tell me...

Nothing.

no chickens living in there... RATS for sure.

Fixed.

I don't have to ride through it anymore.

upon apron

www.myspace.com/apronband - Apron, KES (i.e. Shakespeare's old school)'s premier late 90s industrial grind band

I'd rather live in Stratford upon Avon than Stratford E London though

Wrong.

its a lovely place full of lovely people.

Wrong.

It is, however, still full of all the cunts I went to school with. I am just glad that none of them managed to escape to London.

Best thing about Stratford upon Avon is that it's a short drive to Alcester, where my mate lives, and he has a MASSIVE telly. You've got to prioritise in this life.

Alcester? Are you joking?

i live in stratford thats what makes it good!