Tynan was wrong! God does exist and he lives here...

ha!

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Watch the intro and weep baby. You're going to hell!

http://iccm-1.org/welcome.htm

I particularly like the 80s Movies lighting-esque visuals with the vagues resemblence to stargate.

Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure.

that is the funniest thing i have ever read in my life

oh no! god is alive and he hates abortions. actually i shouldn't jest, this is pretty fucking outrageous.

CAUTION: SOME IMAGES SHOW ABORTED FETUSES.

i came across this here:

http://niyabinghi.livejournal.com/1549757.html

more here: http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/44181332.html

You lot just don't appreciate what's really happening. Luckily, Benjamin Creme is on the case. This is rather exquisite:

http://www.share-international.org/

I absolutely adore the stuff about star signs:

http://www.share-international.org/maitreya/Ma_starsign.htm

So, get off your arses and get yourself down to the must-attend event of the season:

http://www.share-international.org/events/upevents.htm

Benjamin Creme lectures at Friends House, 173 Euston Road, London NW1 (opposite Euston station):

                **23 April, 18 June, 14 July,
                10 September, 6 October,
                3 November,                     3 December****, 2009**
                  7-9.30pm; doors open 6.30.
              Admission free.
              Enquiries: Share International, PO Box 3677, London NW5 1RU. Tel. 020-7482-1113.                      Fax. 020-7267-2881.

There is way too much excellent stuff on this site to convey here ...

This from a full-page ad in the Camden New Journal:
'In May 1982 Creme revealed at a packed news conference in Los Angeles that Maitreya had been living in the Asian community of London since 19 July 1977.'

Come clean already, tynan. ;)

LMAO.

there's no doubt about it, the "sex in christ" site ranks as one of the very best in the whole world of internets. I stumbled on it at a temping job I was doing over Christmas a couple of years ago; some girl who had been working there before me had spent hours pouring over that and adverts for monster dildos. If it's for real, it's astounding and a complete mindblower; if it's a joke, it borders on genius. But the effort to cover/validate all manner of stuff suggests it's for real. Marvellous stuff.

some girl who had been working there before me had spent hours pouring over that and adverts for monster dildos.

At least that's how you explained it.

as an alterntative to the sexinchrist website check the askimam.org site.

This thread is particularly fruitful and I am sure many of you will find much needed good advice if you click the question the answer is given

http://www.askimam.org/fatwa/fatwaList.php?fid=25

At least that's how you explained it.

"a temping job I was doing over Christmas a couple of years ago" was my way of explaining that "my explanation wasn't accepted by the board of governors".

[FONT=Arial]Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs [/FONT]

seems pretty sexist, oh wait, its christianity.

"a temping job I was doing over Christmas a couple of years ago" was my way of explaining that "my explanation wasn't accepted by the board of governors".

Haha, your track record is a little patchy.

I will ignore ... he was always one of those situation friends. I have heard he has several other friends he regularly goes fishing with and I didn't get on with them either and he still owes me a fiver.

Babeh Monkeh will be Jesus' friend

That's quite a dredge, babehmonkeh...

I mean tynan.

That's quite a dredge, babehmonkeh...

I mean tynan.

babehmonkeh = not tynan

babehmonkeh = not tynan

Je dirais même plus: babehmonkey ≠ tynan

I read somewhere that ‘hell is like an english seaside resort in winter’

I read somewhere that ‘hell is like a thread with @jeez contributing’

ftfy