Brick to Brix

It's true, I have met you and seen at least one of your bikes but I can not decide so I have come up with this cunning test.

Who would you prefer to make love to?

a.A guy in fur
b.A blonde bint

I choose secret option number c.stab myself until I'm dead in the groin.

I'd go for Liberache every time, it would be mental sex!

I can't wait 'til Sunday, this shit's gonna be off the hook... :]

Yeah look at this twat:

Lucky for him he's a bit handy with a bike eh!

Is that Aaron Ross? Doesn't matter how good you are at anything, if you look like a douche, you look like a douche. End of.

BMX is getting big again in Romford, it goes through periods of high and low interest, and the number of small teenagers and pre-teen kids riding around with uncut Slam bars is stupid. It's the equivalent of Gary Coleman riding a road bike with 60cm wide bars.

what time does this shizzle start?

Pay attention no aitch.

The time will not be published anywhere due to the potential illegality of this race.

naughty boys.

as a local brixtonite, i am disgusted by by the potential illegalness of this race, and i look forward to watching you mini-bikers pund the shit out of each other in an illegal manner.

i shall be waiting your arrival in brixton.

or PM someone for details?

Is that Aaron Ross? Doesn't matter how good you are at anything, if you look like a douche, you look like a douche. End of.

BMX is getting big again in Romford, it goes through periods of high and low interest, and the number of small teenagers and pre-teen kids riding around with uncut Slam bars is stupid. It's the equivalent of Gary Coleman riding a road bike with 60cm wide bars.

Indeed it is Mr Ross haha, he always looks like a douche, but he is a sick street rider, massively in agreement on the stupidly over the top wide-bar trend, I've always been pretty damn big for bmx and I still cut my slams down an inch at each end, yet there's kids about a foot shorter than me riding those bitches uncut haha, cracks me up!

Like OMGZZZZ I saw Chase Hawkzzz in this vid and he was like flowing all over the place with mega wide bars, I know i'm only 5 ft 2 but i'm gonna throw away my perfectly good handlebars and get some megawide, megatall bars just so I can be like my hero Chase innit.

You're not 5"2 though...

He is. That he appears taller is just a confidence trick.

He is. That he appears taller is just a confidence trick.

Hahahaha, true true

Nicest bars I ever owned. I had to sell them not long after I bought them because I needed cash and because Cyclone were sold out, this guy was willing to pay what I paid new for them.

It was too good a deal to say no, so I'm still rocking 5 year old Odyssey Civilians with an inch off both sides.

Animal Bob Scerbos yeah?

Are Cyclone still going, didn't Ray have a heart attack or something and close down soon after?

Nicest bars I ever owned. I had to sell them not long after I bought them because I needed cash and because Cyclone were sold out, this guy was willing to pay what I paid new for them.

It was too good a deal to say no, so I'm still rocking 5 year old Odyssey Civilians with an inch off both sides.

Do you have any of those kind of bars lying about Saadat? (I know you just said you sold them) I'm just wondering in case I dont like the ones I am getting.

Are Cyclone still going, didn't Ray have a heart attack or something and close down soon after?

Sadly yes Ray did close down Cyclone. He popped into my shop not long back he's now doing roofing or something! There goes my discount! But at least he's still alive and kicking!
Bring on the race!

Ray's doing roofing?! I know he shut down Cyclone due to poor health but roofing hardly seems like a more relaxed substitute.

I used to love my Rom discount, that little bit made all the difference.

Yeah James those are Scerbo bars, it's just a shame they didn't sell them in chrome. Only seen them in that shit painted silver and black. Whatever happened to that fashion for black bikes and chrome 4 piece bars...? I say fashion, I only know of two people who rocked it, Bob Scerbo and Ryan Worcester.

Do you have any of those kind of bars lying about Saadat? (I know you just said you sold them) I'm just wondering in case I dont like the ones I am getting.

You're not running BMX bars on that Gitane! Sacrilege!

Haha that would be hilarious. And what a thread hi-jack. Amazing.

I am well looking forward to this... I suspect I will be on a roundabout pissing myself laughing and handing out plasters/bandages.

Shhh Saadat.

And Bendix, a question, how comes you never said hello when I was at the bar at crabtree? :)

maybe because she doesn't know you???

Shhh Saadat.

And Bendix, a question, how comes you never said hello when I was at the bar at crabtree? :)

What bar when? I haven't been there since I met you that first time you came along.

Only that time at last west drinks at crabtree.

But I introduced myself to you and we had a whole conversation...

I am very forgettable. I understand. sob