dicki's delivery / collection service

rip off britain ( australia )

I will courier anything less than 1kg from my office to my house for £300.
Discounts for multiple items (up to a maximum of 2).

How radioactive is it allowed to be?

As radioactive as you can carry to my office..

As radioactive as you can carry to my office..

I thought you were offering to carry it?

@ wvm
i don't deliver people unfortunatly
although there is the old chesnut of putting yourself in a large DHL box and get yourself posted

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I thought you were offering to carry it?

Yeah but I'm not picking it up am I?
Gee, what kind of service do you think this is.
All packages must be left with Karen at reception.

Dicki, you're in Stratford, right?

Can you please bring me some Cottage Chicken to N16

Dicki's Collection service is the best! He's just sorted me out on an ebay pick up with ruthless efficiency.
AND he's an absolute gentleman! 5 stars! *****

another happy customer ! satsfaction guaranteed, ladies and gentlemen, satsfaction guaranteed

however ...... sad news

dicki has got himself a job, Dickis Delivery Service (TM) had gone into liquidation potential franchisees can buy in for just a small 6 figure sum ( wel the MP's are trying it on so why shouldn't I )
i'll be doing a run to near bristol end of the week, after that retirement beckons

it been fun
my name is dicki goodnight

@ balki
got half way to N16 but ended up eating the mega bucket myself
sorry

it's not too late dicki... :)

balki you need chicken ?

dicki's collection services are back in business for a limited time only get it while it's hot

anywhere considered

Haha!

Awesome 7 month bump.

7 month contract !

bump
anyone ?
heading to oxford this tues / weds

cheeky bump

I have a task for you.
There's an avid BB7 brake at my house which needs collecting and delivering to one "Dicki".

I also have a task for you- there is a parcel from Hubjub at my place of work, it needs to get to Deptford as I am laid low by man-flu today.

Waterloo East-Deptford is approx 6-8 minutes on the train.

Up for the challenge of this marathon delivery?

@ em hey will call you tonight to arrange a collection are you out east / home this evening ?

@ dammit

yeah i must admit i fancy a ride today
can you pm me your contact details and i'll hop on the bike and head out shortly

Dicki- PM'd, many thanks.

A train ticket would cost me £22.

You make any profit doing this?

What's the earliest you could go?

next stop - Dragon's Den

Dammit, you finished with my DVD? Give it to Dicki and he can drop it to my office near LP street..

I'll be home from around 7.30ish this evening. Have you still got my number?

Dicki: I have a cup of tea at my house which needs picking up and drinking. Fancy it? I live right near Deptford...