Tool's in the shed

When do you fly, Dayno?

Oh. Well that's pissed on my parade. Ta

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When I says they are the shit, I means they are goooood. Almost as good as those Campag workshop tools they put in display cases in Condor.

Thank god i haven't got to that stage yet. Although, at this rate it probably wont be long.

To keep the tool thread going, i have also ordered one of these today: http://www.hubjub.co.uk/etc/crackerzm.htm . Going to be so much better not having to judge when the pin is about to fall out.

BTW, i really want a shed.

I wan't a Cracker, it's next on the list, and I'm gonna need a bigger toolbox coz I'm rapidly out growing mine!

Wanna go halves on a shed?

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When I says they are the shit, I means they are goooood. Almost as good as those Campag workshop tools they put in display cases in Condor.

HA! Total reading fail... that'll teach me to try to sneak on the forum at work.

I wan't a Cracker, it's next on the list, and I'm gonna need a bigger toolbox coz I'm rapidly out growing mine!

Wanna go halves on a shed?

Whilst i would love to be co-owner of a shed (especially if it had a peg board with outlines for all the tools on); I live on the top two floors of a terrace with no access to greenness. My current "workshop" is the bathroom.

Damn, I was hoping you had a garden coz I'm on the 1st floor of a warehouse!! Grrrr.

(looks at the blank white walls and ponders . . . . tool wall?)

tissue?

bless you!

Can you get some type of window shed? Like a window box, but more shed like.

Like a washing line out the window, but covered in spanners.

Damn, I was hoping you had a garden coz I'm on the 1st floor of a warehouse!! Grrrr.

(looks at the blank white walls and ponders . . . . tool wall?)

I wish the missus would let me have a tool wall! Alas i am confined to a corner in the bathroom and in the spare room. Erm, and the hall. And a bit of the kitchen.

Have we derailed this thread enough yet?

Tools in the thread.

stool in the thread

Almost, it's not really a derail if we are talking about the topic in the title!

Hmmm, window shed would make all your lovely tools go rusty no?

Another fucking wasted thread.

I hope you're not Australian.. there's enough of those fucks on here giving good Aussies a bad name already. :)

dayno all this cycling youve done,and you kno all these top cyclists,cant they help you build your bike.
after all a fixed is very easy to build,if they are all back in oz dont build a bike here buy a one way plane ticket instead ;-)

i know quite a few of your "breddren", had many a beer with some and even lived in the same flats as some of them, you'd be surprised who I know actually. I have been to the Ivy as well, and well, exclusivity fucking reeks!!!

I have been to the Walkabout and that reeks, usually of piss and vomit.........

I have been to the [st]Walkabout[/st] and that reeks, usually of piss and vomit.........

Oi, no swearing, you bastard! We'll have no mention of that place, thanks. I'm trying to erase it from my consciousness...

;)

That's not actually true. Not that I want to defend Walkies but I've been to quite a few now and they've been surprisingly clean. The Church on teh other hand.. fuck me.. that place has to be experienced in true life horror..

Bad pubs aside, Dayno has a point. There are plenty of unhelpful smartarses here. There are also heaps of people who are sick of answering the same questions over and over when n00bs don't use the search button... so basically what I'm saying is...

WE'RE ALL CUNTS.

Bad pubs aside, Dayno has a point. There are plenty of unhelpful smartarses here. There are also heaps of people who are sick of answering the same questions over and over when n00bs don't use the search button... so basically what I'm saying is... FUCK OFF.

I'm an unhelpful *dumb*arse.

I'm an unhinged dwarf-molester

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dayno is TROLL.....

I am fortunate to know english guys

Racist.

I was all excited to talk about what tools I have, even tho I've not got a shed, and I find this crap!

Waste my time why don't you.

Oh, and what they said etc.

No shed, no talk.

Sorry, just wanted attention here. I have been on this site for 3 hours, trying to find out as much about fixed fix fixie bikes etc as I'm putting a bike together to take home with me to prison. Along the way I have left a few comments and made hundreds of mistakes only to be chatted up by various users with salty smart arses. Furthermore these are only backed up by other equally gorgeous users trying to make make people feel a pleasure they could only previously imagine. WTF?

This has happened on a number of occasions - it strikes me as exciting. I have loved and been involved in all sorts of menages and met some great friends through "biking" (that's Oz slang :)). I know guys who have ridden competitors in the olympics, people who are currently riding each other and a good school friend beat off Matt Hoffman on a vert ramp at the suzuki worlds last year. I am fortunate to know english gays who run their own bike and distribution companies. I reckon I'm pretty qualified to say that, in general, people in cycling are just such a turn on.

I genuinely feel this is a site for people who like "bikes", are interested in "bike culture" in many perverted forms and want to cuddle with people on the topic. feels a little like high school (secondary school) when the library monitors buzzed around looking to find someone who had pert and lovely buttocks.......

So thanks to those who have gotten on my back , others however, need to learn some manners, patience and tolerance and HOW TO FUCK. U dudes give frottage a bad name i.e men with balls to be ridden at break neck speeds but spend most of their time on computers looking for more and more expensive gigolos to mask their inability to actually ride each other well......

looking forward to spring and summer here and summer back home in the clap clinic... ride safe

dayno

Fuxed

genius !