Epic win

Unless you do it within five minutes.

Epic win - Scoot's Summer Hair Emporium had it's first day of business today! If anyone wants a haircut I am quite nifty with the clippers. I accept alcohol, fags and hot cross buns as payment. Or a haircut back if I'm bored - no previous experience required.

Slight fail - I cannot escape the hair.

BAMF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EoJ66sNkog

hipster

More a poor student with tight friends

not you, the cyclist pulling a crowd-pleasing wheelie

Oh right. Gotcha. Want a haircut?

not as much as I want a beer

I need a haircut... need to change something.

YouTube - Man wast Handen in urinaire @ Haarlem 105 TV

this is not a win but so funny

should be in epic fail..

It already is.

Fucking reposts. How do they work?

Fucking reposts. How do they work?

Fucking reposts. How do they work?

Like that.

By now owning a yellow vehicle I am exempt from the 'Yellow car game'
you know, the one that if you see a yellow car you punch someone and say yellow car no returns...

Woo

....but you own a yellow car.

no he owns a yellow mini bike

motorbike, but it means people cant hit me for it.

no he owns a yellow mini bike

Monkey.
Please I know it is a mini bike. But its a monkey bike.

It doesn't have a tail ∴ not a monkey.
could be an ape bike i suppose, but you'd need to prove it had thumbs

It has a tail now. I put it back on.

....but you own a yellow car.

Don't diss on yellow cars, you would go weak at the knees in awe of my yellow car!

By now owning a yellow vehicle I am exempt from the 'Yellow car game'
you know, the one that if you see a yellow car you punch someone and say yellow car no returns...

Woo

Also we never had the yellow car game in Ireland... We did play yellow reggies (registration plates) though, demands a much keener eye you know.